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Last seasons most ineffective XI

…and in other news Mr Carlton has been told to go home and get fit before trying to sign for us again. I guessing the club have their eye on a few freebies now so all of a sudden Carlton isn’t important anymore, another player who’s career has nosedived after leaving us….

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I need your help

Know any good players that haven’t made the 25 man squad? Must be plenty of players we can look at. Yids have got a new team so they must have some quality, plus Chelsea and Man C.

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Site name changed

As of now we are officially… WWW. theboleyn .COM reason is some domain site nicked my name within 5mins of me trying to register theboleyninheritance.com yes annoying but I can’t do anything about it. They want 1500quid so I told them to suck my balls. As far as I know you will be automatically transferred

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So can we have our money back please?

So those wankers up north have made a pretty tidy sum out of us over the last few years. God knows what they have done with it because it certainly hasn’t been thrown back into their squad. One can only imagine shitfaceMcCabe has pocketed nearly all of our 25 Million quid we have…

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We have our Carlton back

I never thought I’d say this but after the shambles of last night I’m glad he is coming back. Lets be honest he cant score for shit and is the only mug that is prepared to sit on the bench and play 10mins here and there but would you prefer him…

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Carroll stay fit!

So yes like a lot of us we have woken up hoping we might see a surprise arrival at the Boleyn but like many seasons fuck all has happened. The West Ham way will be Carroll stepping out against Southampton and then going off clutching something and then reality will hit the board. Can I just quote Gold for a minute: “we don’t need to…

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Transfer ticker

Cant be arsed to continually post updates so I’ll stick it all in here. Vaz Te: Palace – Off Norwich – Off Hammers want to sell him not loan. Fabio Quagliarella: Was off but apparently now back on Demba Ba: Was off then back on and last I heard is now going to …

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Vaz to Palace…..

OFF! Palace trying it on by only offering to pay 40% of his wages, they know we are desperate and that’s why it’s terrible to leave things to the last minute. I would say that just about wraps up our business for the day people.

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Deadline day update

This is from my phone between jobs (fuck work on days like this I say) anyway that Italian called Quagsomethingorother is apparently not coming to us. Literally an hour ago he was in London to sign for us and now he is going to Lazio! We are also giving a…

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Final day Poll

So tomorrow is the final day of the transfer window. How many players will leave and how many will we acquire whether it be on loan or buy? Take Our Poll Take Our Poll Take Our Poll

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Rumours: In’s and out’s

Vaz Te Looks almost 90% likely that Vaz Te will no longer be a Hammer come Tuesday. Apparently a few clubs are interested but the main boys are Palace and Stoke but my money is on Palace because Vaz doesn’t have to up root for the move. Matt Taylor Hearing one premier league team and a Championship club are interested …

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WHU v Stoke City photos of the day

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Two days to find some goals

The commentator said “Maybe this performance will get the board to dip into their pockets and buy a little creativity” If only they knew. What you see is pretty much what you get unless we can flog Vaz Te. We have two days to try and gtet as much as we can for Vaz and find a player that can …

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Ref pulls a red and gets a mouthful

Literally!

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The Diarra problem

Down and out. Back next season… Yes I reckon the board and Allardyce must be cursing. Basically we signed Diarra on a 3yr contract, he spent 6 months injured came back and spent the next 6 months on loan. Had a good pre season by all accounts and is now injured for the rest of …

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The ‘vazza’ statement

“In my 10 years as a professional football player I have never submitted a transfer request nor issued a statement, However, I am frustrated at West Ham United Football Club. Last season I was asked to change positions for the benefit of the team even though I had just scored 24 goals. The main objective was to finish top 10 in the Premier League and I followed my instructions to the best…

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Those pesky Welsh again!

Capital one cup 3rd draw WEST HAM UNITED v CARDIFF CITY

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A crowd at Forest

Millwall fans turned up in force to support their team. Supporters bus parked outside. Thank you Millwall for supplying us Hammers with hours of entertainment this season.  

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The rise of Ravel

It could eventually cost us a small fortune because there are lots of things written into Ravels contract which say the more games he plays the more it’s gonna cost us and if he makes into the England squad then god help us! What worries me is are we going to…

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The weather in London will be 18c tonight

Will he wont he be wearing gloves tonight? Take Our Poll

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Not a lot to report today so lets watch some videos

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RoRo having a medical tomorrow but who is off?

So out of nowhere this rumour pops up of an unknown striker from Honduras called Roger RoRo Rojas and then the next thing you hear is he is having a medical tomorrow at 9am!! But no one knows who is leaving, yes the other rumour is that on the same …

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A game of two halves….

…as Millwall forget their kit yesterday against Sheff. Wed. & end up wearing their away kit for the 1st half. Fortunately, someone had phoned ahead (probably the macron superstore) & they had their 3rd (?) kit delivered just in time for the 2nd half…… 1st Half 2nd Half (Personally, I put it down to Agent Lomas)

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Injuries

Never seen it so good, except of course our only goal scorer is still injured and looks like he is back for Saints away.

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The Sunday rumour

Number 21 Every Sunday you always get a big rumour floating around. The biggest one of the day is a player from Honduras called Roger ‘RoRo’ Rojas. Work permit wont be a problem because he plays for his country but they are saying it’s a loan deal. He is Olimpia’s (the club he plays for) best striker so I …

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New v WHU photos of the day

Looking happy Are they taking the piss? Reid has a crack! 93rd min they hit the post Sam’s size gets in the way Maiga’s sitter Great shot one of two

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