An old farmer and his wife are laying in bed when the farmer reaches over to his wife, grabs her breast and says “If this still gave milk, we could get rid of the cow.”
Unaffected, the wife reaches over, grabs his cock and said “And if this could still get hard we could get rid of the dog.”
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I've been a passionate Hammers fan since i can remember.
Growing up in Canning Town i was always down Upton Park as it was only a 10 minute walk down the Barking road.
Always and forever COYI !
West Ham Till I Die !
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