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In talks with a lillyshite

We are apparently in talks with Tom Huddlestone. Huddlestone has a great shot on him and fantastic passing ability but was plagued with injuries last season keeping him out for practically the whole season. He has one year left on his contract and AVB is willing to…

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Wolves Show West Ham How To Handle Relegation

Remember how we sold Scott Parker for £5m and Cole for a relative pittance when we went down? Compare that to the Wolves approach. They have set ludicrous fees for Jarvis and Fletcher and are either playing poker very well or are determined to …

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Watford Betray Local Youngsters With Downgrade Of Academy

Stage one in the Italians’ conversion of Watford into a nursery club for Pozzo Wood’s Udinese. Why do you need to develop home grown talent when you can send Italian youngsters over to your very own Hertfordshire finishing school? Godfather Nani has accepted responsibility for explaining this one, putting…

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Softly, Softly, Warnock Builds Expectations At Leeds

Love him or hate him, you have to hand it to Warnock, he is a wily old sod. With the season about to kick off, Warnock has down played expectations of automatic promotion – why up the ante unnecessarily? – whilst setting a taget…

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Crewe Could Prove Tricky

Gold has said that he wants us to win a domestic cup and the Capital One Cup (stupid bloody name isn’t it?) probably offers the best opportunity, given the clubs in Europe join late and the big boys only take it seriously from the semifinal…

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Sullivan Explains Too Much!

I complained yesterday that there was nothing to write about, and Sullivan is clearly attuned to the sense of white noise surrounding the Boleyn. Not good for business that. Season ticket sales aren’t boosted by inertia. No news is bad news. He probably put a call through …

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All Quiet On The East End Front

Rarely has it been so hard to find something to write about West Ham. There are no current transfer rumours, the tactics to be employed in the up coming season are hardly in question, and we still want to move to the Olympic Stadium, but there’s no update on our…

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rumour update (on holiday)

my next installment on holiday…. FoxSport news take on our up and coming season. WEST HAM UNITED Sam Allardyce did the job asked of him in getting the Hammers back into the Premier League at the first attempt, but are…

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Sadio Mané?

Nope, no idea who it is either – but he’s the latest name to be linked with us

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Hammond Shock Horror Discovery

Bloody hell, Philip Hammond has clearly been on the road to Damascus over the last fortnight! The Secretary of State for Defence has recognised that the British Military, in some circumstances, offer a better option than the private sector! Bless! Just imagine, if not for…

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Target A Top Ten Finish!

August 13, 2005. West Ham’s first game back in the Prem. I was in Venezuela, on a paradise beach with my radio glued to my ear, picking up BBC World Service through a white noise of interference. Reo-Coker, Etherington and Sheringham netted in a truly glorious…

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Does Diouf Signing Indicate State of Play in Leeds Take Over?

The signing of Diouf can be read in one of two ways. He has been knocking around all summer and Leeds haven’t shown any interest until now, perhaps because of the hope that they could afford much better. The move to sign him in the week…

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Squad numbers 2012/13

Very interesting to see this from the o/s -that we haven’t given Jussi Jaaskelainen the #1 shirt (he will wear #22), & that a couple of names are ‘missing’ from the squad (Piquionne included !!) Odd that……..

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Hell Hadji Diouf, Warnock and Leeds United – A Marriage Made In Hades!

I suppose there was a certain inevitability about this, given that Leeds DisUnited’s fans delight in the “Dirty” tag and have no say in the way their club is run anyway. When Allardyce invited Hell Hadji to West Ham for a trial, the…

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Diarra is a Hammer. Who is next?

So we have signed three keepers and two holding midfield players, a centre back, a left back and a striker and still the squad looks too shallow to survive in the Prem. A few short weeks back, Gold was talking about four or five signings so …

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What Is LUST’s Game At Leeds?

Is it just a personal vendetta against Master Bates or do LUST perhaps have other motives? This self annointed “Supporter’s Trust” seems to be putting its own self publicity above the best interests of the club, based on the decision to break the “news” of the…

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£4.3m? Nice Work If You Can Get It!

What a bloody disgrace! What the hell is Sullivan playing at, shelling out £4.3m to agents last season whilst we were in the Championship. The bulk went to Nolan’s agent. What a waste! All it needed was a phone call …

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Big iPhone/iPad Update Now Available

Today is an exciting day! A new version of WordPress for iOS was just pushed live, and it’s been dubbed the “biggest update ever”. It features a completely re-imagined interface for both iPhone and iPad that takes mobile blogging to…

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Another Gold Medal For Leeds!

After winning gold for Beer Bottle Throwing at the East London Olympics, Leeds can proudly boast another Olympic Gold Medalist!  Congratulations to Nicola Adams, the first woman to win gold in boxing! Classy birds in Leeds obviously! Fans of clubs down South will…

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Take Over Latest – There’s Still Hope for Leeds!

Who would have believed it? The much vaunted take over isn’t happening after all! Incredible. Amazing. I am incredulous. In shock. Befuddled. Staggered. Rocked. Stunned. How can this be? All along an ignorant West Ham fan, who knows nothing about Leeds, has …

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Leeds Manager Warnock Fears Injury Impotency As LUST Point Finger At Master Bates

Despite all the arrivals this summer, Warnock is still moaning that his squad looks paper thin and has expressed the hope that injuries can be avoided. Which is rather odd as Leeds fans keep telling me that all the yard dogs signed this summer…

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Zola’s Watford Issue Warning To Championship Rivals!

Leeds, Birmingham, Bolton, Leicester, Ipswich, Wolves, Blackpool, Middlesborough, Cardiff, Nottingham Forest, Crystal Palace and Blackburn should take note, little old Watford are looking impressive under GianFredo’s stewardship. The likeable Italian is preaching the beauttiful game and after a narrow defeat at home to Tottenham, …

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Warnock Signals That Take Over Millions Will Not Be Spent By Leeds

So that’s nearly it then. Warnock wants a striker and somebody to play wide right, but his squad is all but assembled – before the take over dosh flows through the Bahrain oil pipe line. And how much have Leeds spent exactly? Taking into account…

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A Jenas out of the Tottenham Bottle

Tell me, is there a West Ham fan in the world who is keen to see us sign Jermaine Less Than Jenius? Even in his prime he looked like Ugly Betty at a beauty pageant when in an England shirt, and he hasn’t been in his …

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Skid Marks In Leeds!

So the Whites have “re-signed” the very aptly named Michael Sh*t Brown. In his prime the guy was a crude hatchet man; at 35, he is a crude has been hatchet man! All those billions in the take over pipe line …

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Andy Carroll Shocker!

You what? Andy Carroll isn’t joining West Ham? Well you could knock me over with a feather! Captain Kev’s Top Six dreams are in tatters! Have Sullivan and Gold suddenly hit their target for season ticket sales perhaps? Or maybe it is…

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