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QPR Captain Barton Sucker Punched Outside Gay Club

According to Joey himself on Twatter, he was “sucker punched” outside a Liverpool gay bar. Now I watch “Chatty Man” so I’ve heard all about fisting but this is a new one on me and seems a very inappropriate reaction to somebody being so obliging!

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Sheffield United Floundering

So you narrowly miss out on automatic promotion and then get edged out by the narrowest of margins in a penalty shoot out in the playoff final – tell me, what’s the sensible way forward? The two automatically promoted clubs, Charlton & Sheffield Wednesday…

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QPR’s Barton On Brokeback Mountain?

So, Joey took a slap outside a gay club. Interesting. Is this why the QPR man is so angry? Is he a repressed homosexual, at war with the world because of his inability to come to terms with his sexuality? Everything is fitting…

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Have S*%#s made an insulting 5million bid for Tomkins?

The North London wankers are awaiting a response from us after bidding £5 million for centre-back Tomkins. The 23-year-old is regarded as a big talent and has already played over 100 games for the Hammers. He missed just one league match…

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It’s all about the money

Greens probable destination? QPR…. You cant tell me he is going their to better himself, I don’t care if they have a little money to spend fact is next season they will be in a relegation battle so clearly Green just see’s $$$ and isn’t worried …

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Paul Robinson?

Apparently Robert Greens preferred replacement…is Blackburns Paul Robinson……

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Tottenham Can’t Afford Tomkins – Unless They Sell Modric or Bale

Silly season again, with journalists and bloggers writing total shite linking clubs with the most unlikely of targets. Of course, if you want to get a rise out of West Ham fans, simply run a story that Spurs want an Academy talent…

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West Ham Target Opts For Leeds United Instead

Bloody nerve! Libyan forward Toat El-Sheit, a long term target of Sam Allardyce, has rejected a move to West Ham, favouring a switch to Championship chumps Leeds United instead. The forward triggered interest from Allardyce after making a big splash in the…

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Barrera Still A West Ham Man

Interesting to see the Official Site reporting on Barrera’s performance for Mexico against Brazil. Whilst KUMB is running the annual nonsense linking us with Ronaldinho – expect Beckham next week – it is almost a shock to be reminded that the Taco Bell doppelganger is still officially on our books. Will …

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Strikers? “You have me”

Ricardo Vaz Te has told Sam Allardyce to save his cash this summer, and stick with him up front with West Ham eyeing moves for Nicolas Anelka and Grant Holt. Vaz Te scored the winning goal in the Championship play-off final …

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Downes: “Firepower needed”

Wally Downes has admitted Grant Holt would be a welcome addition to the club’s ranks as they prepare to return to the Premier League. The Norwich captain has admitted he is seeking a move away from Carrow Road and the Hammers have…

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West Ham 2 Chelsea 1

Another from the archive, this one from October 24, 2001. As we head back into the Prem, it is cheering to remember that we finished seventh that season – a feat we were to repeat under Pardew in our first season back up last …

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Hodgson’s England’s Reign Cursed

Some great managers are great tacticians. Some are great coaches. Some are great motivators. Some of them build a reputation on great timing, getting out before results turn for the worse. But what all managers need is good luck, and poor old Woy is suffering misfortune …

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West Ham (and others) linked to free agent Diame

According to reports Sunderland are battling with West Ham United and Queens Park Rangers in the race to sign Senegal international Mohamed Diame. Midfielder Diame is available on a free transfer after leaving Wigan Athletic and was expected to join Liverpool until Kenny Dalglish’s sacking scuppered that…

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Baldock for Zaha?

Word on the street is West Ham have offered Palace cash plus Baldock for Wilfried Zaha after initially turning down a straight swap offer (which I can understand) Thing is Palace are rating Zaha at 10million and I would say we could …

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Sunderland’s Elmohamady Doesn’t Fit 4-3-3 Sam!

He way be cheap but Elmohamady does not fit Allardyce’s preferred 4-3-3 formation. He may be “tireless”, a worker and a reasonable crosser of the ball, but the killer stat is that in 54 appearances for the Black Cats, the red Egyptian has scored a grand total of…one goal! And it …

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Ahmed Elmohamady to sign next week

Sunderland’s out-of-favour winger Ahmed Elmohamady claims he could finalise a move to English Premier League newly-promoted side West Ham United next week. “West Ham are in talks with me. There could be something next week,” Elmohamady said in a brief phone interview with Modern Sport following…

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QPR to pay £5m for Birmingham’s Foster rather than take Green on a free

Interesting. According to the Mail, Mark Hughes has decided to shell out £5m of Tony’s money on Ben Foster rather than take Rob Green on a free. With Sullivan’s son implying that Green is definitely on his way out, it makes you wonder where …

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Leeds Go Sniffing In The Bush

Don’t be surprised if Warnock decides to bolster his ill equipped squad with a few players from former club QPR. They may be shit in the case of Gabbidon or Shittu in the case of the other Danny, but they are warm, live bodies and, unless this …

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Southampton 3 West Ham 3

Another one from the archive, and a game I thought I remembered very well even though it was played in December 1971. I was at the Dell, in the family enclosure behind the goal where we scored three and where Southampton bagged their equaliser. Bonds, …

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West Ham 2 Leeds 3

More fascinating archive material. This game followed close on the heels of the Blackpool debacle, when Bobby Moore led three team mates out on the piss on the night before the Third Round cup game which we duly lost 4-0 and a…

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Thoughts on next terms (away) shirt?

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Should we invite Orient to come to the OS party?

I know Hearn is an irritating bastard but there was one aspect of his “offer” to share the OS that should have appeal to West Ham and all us fans, and that is the proposal that retractable seating be provided at no cost. So what that Orient …

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Lorimer Tells Leeds Fans To Trust Master Bates & Suffer In Silence

I was taken to task earlier in the week for terming Peter Lorimer a Leeds hero, with irritated fans of the club pointing out that he was a nodding dog puppet for Ken Bates. Whilst I still say that his performances on the pitch merit the status of Leeds legend, …

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Allardyce taken out by Nolan

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Faubert To Lazio

I know their captain has been arrested for match fixing, but things surely can’t be THAT desperate at Lazio that they need Faux Pas! The Lazio Ultras, so beloved of the fascist saluting Di Canio, will take to the fat arsed Frenchman like a Rottweiller …

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