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Look in the mirror Allardyce, then point the finger!

Question: can anybody remember West Ham collecting four red cards in a season? It may have happened in 2003-04 because Defoe was on a mission to get a transfer and was collecting red cards like other teenagers were collecting Pokemon cards (for those that don’t remember, he picked up three), but even when Hutchison, Dicks and Mad Dog were …

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Allardyce To Face FA Charge

Allardyce vented in typical fashion last night, blaming the referee for costing us two crucial points, or five if you take the view that yesterday’s game was a six pointer. And now Doctor Evil must surely expect a call from the FA after he suggested that Probert and his assistants not only got it wrong, but did so intentionally. Speaking after …

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West Ham Utd. 1 – 1 Southampton

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West Ham 1 Southampton 1 – Ten Heroes, Two Idiots!

Two games, three idiots. It was Nolan against Millwall, and Taylor and Probert tonight. Two excellent penalty shouts were ignored by Probert before he remembered where the spot was, but then Taylor put in his bid for Twat of the Season, getting himself sent off for barging into the guy who had given us the penalty! So, …

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Biased Referee, Idiotic Taylor. On A Knife Edge!

Talk about making life difficult for yourself! After two good penalty claims were ignored, Lee Probert decided he couldn’t give Southampton three lives and at last remembered how to point to the penalty spot after Noble was tripped. So far so good. But then Taylor decided ‘anything Nolan can do, I can do better’, and came charging …

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WHU v Saints toe-to-toe

Hammers ratings for match v Millwall Saints ratings for match v Burnley Ricky Lambert – played 27 scored 16 Carlton Cole – Played 17 scored 9 Billy Sharp – played 20 scored 5 Nicky Maynard – Played 28 scored 8 Take Our Poll Take Our Poll “It’s a top-two clash and the pressure’s on them. We can go there, be positive and…

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QPR Reject Warnock Fancied By Wolves

Wouldn’t that be typical? You dump a bird, the next thing you know, she slims down, has breast implants, takes a course on the Kama Sutra, announces she is bisexual and her girl friend is a porn model, and she starts dating your best mate! Meanwhile you’ve hitched yourself to a Welsh rarebit …

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QPR’s Fernandes Loses The Plot

I suppose it was inevitable. The guy is a media whore so it was only a matter of time before he took to Twitter to undermine his new manager and breed disaffection in the dressing room. But Fernandes has done it with knobs on! Venting after the Nightmare on Ewood Park Street, the poisoned dwarf raged, ““The…

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How did we get relegated last season?

Ok there was Grant! And Upson couldn’t be arsed. And neither could Bridge. And we had Spector. And Tomkins was up and down. And we had to pick Gabbidon. And Cole couldn’t hit a barn door from five paces for much of the season. And Hitz was out until January. And Green’s confidence …

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Maynard ready to dish out a St Valentines day massacre

Nicky Maynard has told the official matchday programme he would love nothing more than to make his West Ham United debut in Tuesday’s top-of-the-table clash with Southampton at the Boleyn Ground. The Hammers’ new No8 watched the win over Millwall from the substitutes bench before a frozen pitch denied him the opportunity to make his …

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QPR Supporters Resigned to the Drop

After all the early Fernandes inspired bravado, it seems that reality has bitten QPR fans on the arse – and like cocky cockers face to face with a teeth baring rottweiler, the gRs have lost their growl. To be fair, it’s hardly surprising. There was a tremor of excitement in the Bush…

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Cardiff Defeat & Blackpool’s Draw Outweighs Southampton Victory

It’s unfortunate that Southampton have pulled up on to our shoulder, but Cardiff’s defeat at Leicester and Blackpool’s home draw with struggling Portsmouth more than made up for that. Two teams go up, and if Southampton are one of them, that’s fine by me. I went to university in Southampton and have a soft spot for them. Mind you, it was galling…

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Bring Back Warnock – QPR 0 Relegation Rivals 12

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, two crucial six pointer games played and no points returned. Half time against Villa seems a long, long time ago now. Had the Hoops held on to a victory there, they would have expected victories over relegation rivals Wolves and Blackburn. But instead of nine crucial points, …

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Time for FA to act against Suarez, Dalglish & Liverpool FC

What a disgrace. The refusal of Suarez to shake Evra’s hand says it all. Whether the Uruguayan likes it or not, he was found guilty, not Evra, so if anybody was within his rights to decline a handshake, it was the Frenchman. By refusing to touch flesh with the “Little Negro”, Suarez simply …

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QPR’s Day of Reckoning

Well this is it: showdown day. With QPR at Backburn and Bolton hosting Wigan, two relegation six pointers will unfold simultaneously, and if results go the wrong way – two 2-0 home victories would do it – the Hoops could find themselves second from bottom tonight. Should Fulham win at home to Stoke, they would then stand nine points clear of QPR, leaving…

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Hell has frozen over!

Doctor Evil will not be happy. The last thing he needed was for a winnable game at Peterborough to be frozen off today, giving the opportunity to others to close up on our heels. The postponement also prolongs Nolan’s absence, in terms of days if not games. The worry is that this will…

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Allardyce Turns Down England Job

Well that’s big of him. The job hasn’t been offered, of course, but Old Big ‘Ead has come out and announced that he isn’t interested in the job. Nothing like heading off a sleight eh? On that basis, I’m dropping a line through to Keira Knightley turning down an invitation to a threesome with Uma Thurman! Allardyce has a problem…

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Let us all rejoice

This video has appeared on nearly all the Hammers sites so I thought I’d do my bit. The fruit fight Going down going down GOING DOWN!

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Still cant get rid of the man they call Piq

Looks like we are stuck with this fella… West Ham striker Frederic Piquionne will not be joining Doncaster. Agent Willie McKay, who has overseen a number of high-profile signings at the Keepmoat Stadium, said this week Rovers were in talks with West Ham over a loan deal. The 33-year-old Frenchman …

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The story behind the photo

A few days ago I came across quite a rare photo of West Ham in action back in the 70′s. The general feeling was 1972 Hereford Utd, yesterday I read this:- AMEETING with the Bee Gees was just one of the highlights which sprang out of Hereford United’s giantkilling season 40 years ago. “Before the replay with West Ham, we were …

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No captain, No coach it’s plainly obvious we will win the Euro’s

The Contenders…. HARRY REDKNAPP Ticks all the boxes; English, managed in the Champions League, won trophies, plays attractive football and has done so with Tottenham thanks to a core of English players, including captaincy candidate Scott Parker. Has to be the overwhelming favourite. ROY HODGSON Was strongly fancied to replace Capello following the 2010 World Cup. However, before the …

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Thought Police on Morrison’s Tail – Now no, no, now stop it!

Ooh Missus, I titter you not, don’t laugh, but Ravel is in trouble with the Thought Police already and is being investigated for alleged homophobic abuse on his Twatter account. Now no, no stop it,  not on your nelly, no don’t, oh please yourself and whatever other Frankie Howerd catchphrases you can come up with. Now no, stop…

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Twelve Manilla Envelopes Good & True

Sorry this has to be brief, I’m just popping over to Monaco to open a bank account in my dog’s name and to arrange for all income to be paid in with no tax deductions. It’s all perfectly legal apparently, providing you claim you have forgotten about the account and you can’t reed and rite

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Birmingham now the big threat

So Birmingham are now up to third, sitting on the shoulder of Southampton and just 6 points behind ourselves. Given all that has happened at the club, Hughton has done a fabulous job. Whilst Allardyce had the luxury of buying Nolan for £4m, Hughton has had to cope with asset stripping of his squad, …

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QPR Busy Talking Themselves Down!

First Fernandes said he would remain chairman even if the club went down, and now Beard has come out and said the project will not be derailed by relegation. He does, of course, insist that the priority is staying up, but the R word was nevertheless used again. Why? Of course the Rs will be reassured by…

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Ex West Ham & QPR Striker Calls For Terry To Be Dropped

Former Hammer and Hoops striker Leroy Rosenior has joined the John Terry lynch mob, calling on Radio 5 Live for Terry to be dropped from the England squad for the sake of unity. Now I’m not sure if it is the Rangers connection which has inspired this, or if the debate is now dividing down race lines, but I consider Rosenior’s …

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