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Doncaster’s Hell Hadji Diouf Blows Gaff On Former Gaffer

Interesting. When we didn’t sign Diouf after a trial, Allardyce claimed it was because the Spitting Image was unfit. That claim looked suspect when he turned out for Doncaster immediately and played a blinder. Well now Doctor Evil’s most despised …

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Wigan Draw Increases Pressure On QPR & Hughes

It never rains but it pours. If it was sweaty in the Bush yesterday, it’s now, well like an overworked whore’s privates in a sauna. As if slipping into the bottom three wasn’t enough, QPR now find themselves just one point above…

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Twelve Things We Haven’t Learnt All Season!

What’s with this “12 things we learnt from…” nonsense on WHTID? The thing that characterises this season is that we have learnt sweet FA! We are the equivalent of a retard in a quantum physics lesson. Something’s going on because we can hear voices, but …

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Alvin Martin lets rip!

West Ham legend Alvin Martin has told talkSPORT he has no confidence whatsoever in the club’s owners David Gold and David Sullivan. The Hammers are chasing promotion back to the Premier League after relegation last season, but have struggled to find any consistent form and are in danger of slipping…

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Poll – what do you think of it so far?

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Henderson? Plot thickens…….

A brief résumé of our goalkeeping options: Robert Green : Contract expires in the summer. Though offered, has refused (thus far) to renew it, & rumor is will make his decision whether (or not) we are promoted back to the premiership. Ruud Boffin : One unconvincing appearance in…

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How much longer can Liverpool’s Dalglish hang on?

Come on, £100miillion spent and Liverpool are languishing in seventh place, ten points behind fifth placed Chelsea and 18 points behind hated rivals Man Utd. Newcastle, who mugged Dalglish off when selling him Carroll for a ludicrous £35m, have a five point…

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(non whufc) Imogen Thomas’ take on the rugby (nsfw)

From her TWITTER account today (NSFW) Click here

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Goal Line Technology Is Nonsense As Bolton And QPR Game Shows

So here we go again. The whole of football has its knickers in a twist because Clint Hill’s header was a couple of feet over the line and a goal wasn’t given. OK, the officials were wrong. Big deal. Tell me, how many “goals” were incorrectly…

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‘Vaz Te’s injury was turning point’ in Hammers’ draw

West Ham United boss Sam Allardyce insists the turning point in their disappointing draw with Doncaster Rovers was the injury to Ricardo Vaz Te.

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Officials Instructed At Half Time To Make Amends To QPR For Ghost Goal

Who gave the order? I don’t know. But the officials knew they had got it very badly wrong before the break, with the linesman clearly saying “I didn’t see it was over the line” because players were in the way. So what happened at half time? …

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Allardyce Making Pathetic Excuses & Offering Illogical Justifications

Allardyce’s post match interview was a disgrace. Once again there was a suggestion that the fans were at fault with repeated references to it getting “very tense” and “everybody getting very anxious”. Then the referee was blamed. We should have had a…

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Where’s Wally?

The day started well. The drive to the ground had been devoid of incident with not a hint of swearing, never easy when facing match day traffic jams with Adrian Durham opining in the background. I took my seat and breathed…

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Whu v Donny stats

Guardian Watford ratings SkySports Watford Ratings Best Player Abdoulaye Faye Worst Player Nicky Maynard SkySports Doncaster ratings Guardian Doncaster ratings Best Players Henri Lansbury Robert Green Worst Players Jack Collison Matt Taylor After Watford table After Doncaster table Take Our Poll

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Idiot West Ham Fan on 606 Says It All!

So who was that twat on 606? A season ticket holder apparently! Some season ticket holder! All he did was moan. Bad management. Bad tactics. Players out of position. Nolan a passenger. Players inconsistent. Selection inconsistent. Tactics inconsistent. Football boring. Fortunately Robbie …

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West Ham United 1-1 Doncaster Rovers | Championship match report

West Ham United lost ground at the top of the Championship as they were held to a 1-1 draw by a defiant Doncaster Rovers side. Kevin Nolan got the home side off to a good early start with his ninth goal of the season but the promotion…

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West Ham 1 Doncaster 1 West Ham Fans Fail Again!

Useless bastards! Don’t they understand that it’s not enough to pay to get into the game, they have a responsibility to win the game too. They are letting down our wonderfully talented players and our genius of a manager. How else…

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West Ham United 1 Doncaster 1: Complacent Hammers lose ground after Coppinger strike

West Ham United lost ground at the top of the Championship as they were held to a 1-1 draw by a battling Doncaster outfit while promotion rivals Southampton and Reading both won.

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Crisis Meeting Planned At QPR As Hoops Slide Into Bottom Three

Bolton 2 QPR 1 QPR 1 Everton 1 QPR 0 Fulham 1 Blackburn 3 QPR 2 QPR 1 Wolves 2 Aston Villa 2 QPR 2 QPR 0 Chelsea 1 QPR 3 Wigan 1 Newcastle 1 QPR 0 5 points from 27. Run that points per game ratio out over a whole season and a club ends up with 21 points – and in rock bottom position. No wonder questions are already…

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Allardyce Loses His Marbles!

Bloody hell, the guy has gone mad! You can see him in his office with a jigsaw puzzle, desperately trying to fit together all the bits! I need Nolan. I need Taylor. I need Cole. I need Vaz Te. I need five …

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Time to Shop in Morrisons!

It aint true. Every little doesn’t help, when the little is Faubert, it’s a bleedin’ hindrance. Why pay more? Well as Lansbury has shown, loan signings are either inadequate or less than fully committed to the cause. When West Ham are involved, good players do not cost less, unless we…

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Lambert would have already sealed our season

Sam Allardyce reckons West Ham would have already sewn up the Championship title if they had Rickie Lambert in their side. The Hammers blew the chance to leapfrog leaders Southampton on Wednesday night as their goal-shy strikers flopped again …

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Barton and Cisse Reflect on QPR’s Relegation & Survival

Barton How long will a club lie i’ the Premiership ere it rot? Cisse, the Clown I’ faith, if it be not rotten before it dies–as we have many pocky clubs now-a-days, that will scarce hold the laying in–he will last you some …

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We’ve signed Collins…………

West Ham United have taken Wales international defender Danny Collins on loan from Stoke City West Ham United have strengthened their defensive resources ahead of the npower Championship run-in by snapping up Stoke City defender Danny Collins on loan until the end of the season. Wales international…

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Karren Brady Offers a 69 on the cheap!

I know we are desperate to get bums on seats but advertising a VIP 69 is surely going too far! http://www.whufc.com/articles/20120309/be-a-vip-on-saturday-for-just-69_2236884_2642081 The offer involves an “action packed hospitality experience” which is a good…

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Herita Ilunga Re-Signs & Returns to West Ham!

Calm down, calm down, he’s signed for Doncaster Rovers. Mind you, he should have clearance for the weekend so we could see him back at Upton Park after all. I would say, let’s hope so, but we all know that…

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