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This might be Kak(a)?!

According to talksport (notoriously inaccurate in ALL their news) he (Kaka) might be on his way Then again I did see an enormous pink (I think it was a) bird in the sky this afternoon…….

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Jussi staying positive

Jussi Jaaskelainen is feeling the benefit of a tough week of training and matches in Germany

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Taylor targets winning end

Matt Taylor is looking for a West Ham win when they face FC Energie Cottbus on Sunday afternoon

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Ramis reveals new offer

Wigan could lose out on Real Mallorca man Ivan Ramis after the defender revealed he is the subject of a ‘new and very interesting offer’.

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Dynamo Dresden 3 v 0 West Ham United

West Ham United: Jaaskelainen, Demel, O’Brien, Reid, McCartney, Noble, O’Neil, Nolan, Vaz Te, Taylor, Cole Subs: Henderson, Driver, Potts, Lamey, Mohsni, Moncur, Kazim-Richards, Hall, Turgott, Maynard, Baldock, Maiga

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Dynamo Dresden 3-0 West Ham United FT

All the action as it happened as West Ham United lose out to Dynamo Dresden

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John Terry vows to fight FA charge, Arsene Wenger loses cool over Robin van Persie – paper gossip

John Terry vowed last night to fight an FA charge of making a racist remark towards QPR defender Anton Ferdinand. Read the headlines from the national newspapers on Saturday July 28.

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Wonder how much this cost G&S?

Was it a hint that we have the stadium?

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Your guide to every Premier League club’s 2012-13 kit

Want to see the designs in which your side will be decked out in next term? Look no further than our team-by-team guide to the shirts of which we’ll be seeing so much this season

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West Ham United statement

Vice-Chairman Karren Brady has spoken about the club’s pride at hearing ‘Bubbles’ played in Stratford

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Academy granted Category One status

West Ham United have been awarded Elite Player Performance Plan (EPPP) Category One status

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Old Man McCartney Brings Curtain Down In Olympic Stadium

Highly predictable and sadly rather naff – the old boy has seen far better days and, in consequence, failed to live up to his top billing. That and the fact it was two hours too long apart, the Opening Ceremony was a triumph. How magnificent was the…

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Liverpool flop Andy Carroll opens door to Newcastle move with Europe target

England striker Andy Carroll will only leave Liverpool for a club which can provide him with European football. Former club Newcastle want to sign him and will play in the Europa League next season.

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So Did The Leeds Anthem Feature In The Olympics Opening Ceremony?

Who is the bigger club now then? Blowing bubbles out of Danny Boyle’s arse apparently! A little teaser as to the new occupants of the Olympic Stadium perhaps?

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Another Amazing Olympics Gaff!

Why the hell was a sample of Enola Gay played in the opening ceremony? What was Danny Boyle saying to the Japanese exactly? Remember Hiroshima?

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Dresdening The Coming Season After Three Goal Hammering!

Well I posted earlier that it was “the defence stupid”, and tonight’s performance and result against a SECOND DIVISION German team says it all. If this doesn’t shake Allardyce and Sullivan from their torpor, God knows what will. A while back Gold talked of making four or five signings…

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Leeds United Capture Another Target

How many Portsmouth players do Leeds want exactly? Norris makes four, joining Ashdown, Varney and Pearce. And what’s the attraction? Top quality players? If so, why did Pompey get relegated? Because they are cheap then? Heaven forbid! Snodgrass has been sold for £1.5…

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Somebody Tell Sullivan It’s The Defence Stupid!

I know defenders don’t grab the headlines like strikers do and so don’t sell season tickets, but if we are to stay in the Prem, we urgently need new defenders. Demel was ripped to pieces in the Play Off final and is not a Premiership …

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Liverpool set to reject West Ham bid for Carroll

Ivan wears Macron The search will go on as today Liverpool are set to reject West Ham’s 18million bid for Andy Carroll holding out for the magic 20 to try and justify spunking shitloads on an average player (sorry but he is) The problem now is clubs would have…

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Hammers offer £17m for Carroll

Sky Sports sources understand West Ham United have made a £17million bid to sign Liverpool striker Andy Carroll.

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Hammers’ huge big Carroll bid rejected

West Ham’s record £17m offer for Liverpool striker Andy Carroll is set to be rejected with the Reds hoping for £20m for him.

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LUST Just Don’t Get It As Leeds Take Over Meanders On

Bless! LUST just don’t understand what’s involved in this take over business do they? With Captain Snakeinthegrass slithering off to the fens of Norfolk and an army of nobodies recruited by Warnock despite the oil money supposedly about to pump through the pipe lines, LUST have…

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West Ham make £17m bid for Liverpool striker Carroll

The newly promoted Hammers offer to loan the England international with a view to a permanent switch next summer but the 23-year-old is not keen on a move to east London

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Giggs Fails In Responsibility As Team GB Captain

What an arrogant twat. Now I will admit from the off that I am not a monarchist, but I’m also an atheist and still bow my head if in Church for the Lord’s Prayer and sing along with the hymms. It is what is known as showing respect…

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West Ham increase their efforts to sign Liverpool’s Andy Carroll

• West Ham offer £2m to take Carroll on loan from Liverpool • A further £16m would be added on to make the deal permanent West Ham have increased their efforts to sign Andy Carroll by offering to take the Liverpool striker on loan for…

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BBC get the scoop on Carroll

So it’s finally out! We have made a bid for Carroll which in my opinion makes sense. First a loan and if West Ham stay up we will have the money to pay Liverpool and if we go down he goes back …

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