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Cristian Montaño has left the building

Despite rave reviews & promising so much, our hopeful  Cristian Montano has turned down a new contract, & seems set to leave the club, he first signed when he was just twelve years old. After two seasons being out on loan, & not getting…

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After SPL Rejection Glasgow Rangers To Form Tennis Team

Cheer up all you Gers, you may be playing footy in the bottom tier of the SFL next season, but at least Andy Murray is in the Wimbledon final. Time to change sports guys! What is McCoist up to, calling for Rangers…

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Watford confirm Sean Dyche sacking as Gianfranco Zola waits

Watford’s new owners have officially confirmed the sacking of manager Sean Dyche, with Italian Gianfranco Zola now set to be installed as his successor.

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Noble loving it all

Newly-married Mark Noble is enjoying life on and off the football pitch

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Leeds Closing In On Star Striker

OK star striker may be stretching it a bit! In fact, with a record of 23 goals from the last 4 seasons, from a total of 115 games, the term “striker” might be challenged by Trades Descriptions. Even Carlton Goals has a better strike rate than that! So…

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West Ham United in Austria – Friday

West Ham United’s pre-season training camp is coming to a close in Bad Waltersdorf

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Boreham Wood to host Hammers

Boreham Wood will face Premier League opposition on Tuesday when they entertain West Ham United.

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Skipper eyes Hammers future

Kevin Nolan appears to have distanced himself from a move to QPR by stating he cannot wait for the season to start with the Hammers.

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Hammers heat up in Die Thermenregion

West Ham United have spent the week in Austria’s thermal spa capital Bad Waltersdorf

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Mohamed Diame: Statistical Comparison

Mohamed Diame was born on the 14th June 1987, making him 25 now. He was born in Creteil in France, but he plays for the Senegalese national team. He moved to Wigan in August 2009 for a fee of £3.36million. He stayed at Wigan for 3 years…

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Leeds Star Jumps Ship!

So, is Clayton the first of the exodus or just unwanted flotsam washing up in Huddersfield? Captain Snakeinthegrass has been quiet lately but has not yet committed to the cause, perhaps waiting to see if this rumoured take over actually happens, or perhaps biding his time at Leeds until a truly…

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Mark Noble – Statistics Show He Is West Ham’s Pirlo!

His critics will say that at 81%, Mark Noble’s pass completion rate last season was lower than Nolan’s (82%) and Collison’s (87%), but that would be missing the point entirely, for it is Noble who takes corners and free …

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What the back pages say on Friday, July 6: Andy Murray ready to reach Wimbledon final

Andy Murray is ready to end 74 years of hurt and reach the Wimbledon final. Read the headlines from the national newspapers on Friday, July 6.

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Dan ready to be the man

Dan Potts is keen to become a first-team regular for West Ham United as soon as he can

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West Ham 5 Bradford 4 – Mayhem & Merriment!

This has to be one the greatest games ever to be played at the Boleyn. 0-1, 1-1, 2-1, 2-2, 2-3, 2-4, 3-4, 4-4, 5-4. Poor Bywater has a mare and defensively we were dire, but going forward…well this team really should have won something! Sinclair scores, so does Di Canio, and Cole, and Lampard. Di Canio has a…

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Leeds United Chasing Loan Ranger

So Neil Warnock is looking to his old club to bolster the promotion push. Paddy Kenny has been on the way to Leeds ever since the last ball of the season was kicked, but Warnock is struggling to find his way into Master Bates’ wallet. And now he has apparently turned…

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Hammers and WBA ready to do battle over Akpala

So the Turk never signed then? English Premier League clubs are showing interest for the services of Nigerian youth international 19 goal Club Brugge striker Joseph Akpala. The Nigeria international is wanted by West Ham United and West Bromwich Albion, says the Gazet van Antwerpen. Akpala held…

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Jamie Mackie for 1million anyone?

Premier League new boys West Ham and Southampton are set to do battle for QPR striker Jamie Mackie. Both clubs are considering £1million bids for the Scot, 26, who has hit 16 goals in 56 league games for Rangers. Mackie could find himself down the pecking order at Loftus Road…

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Allardyce early favourite for the chop next season

WEST HAM boss Sam Allardyce has been installed as an early 8-1 favourite in Hills’ betting on the first manager to leave his position in the upcoming Premier League season. Allardyce guided the Hammers back up to the top flight via the Championship play-offs in May and will …

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Martin Allen new Gillingham manager on two-year deal

Gillingham have appointed Martin Allen as their new manager. The ex-Barnet boss has signed a two-year deal and succeeds Andy Hessenthaler.

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Glovers pair to boost defence

Defender Byron Webster and goalkeeper Marek Stech have signed for Yeovil after being released by Northampton and West Ham respectively.

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NINE opening fixtures have been moved to a different kick-off time or date

Nine of West Ham United’s opening fixtures have been moved to a different kick-off time or date The Hammers’ first away game of the season at Swansea City on 25 August has been moved to a 12.45pm kick off, as have the home games with Fulham and…

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Premier League TV fixtures revealed

Manchester United, Chelsea and champions Manchester City will all have their opening Barclays Premier League matches screened live.

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Fixture changes confirmed

Nine of West Ham United’s opening fixtures have been moved to a different kick-off time or date

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Premier League clubs pre-season tours cover 190,000 miles

There was a time when pre-season consisted of some brutal training sessions in the nearest park and a tour round the local non-league outfits.

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Guti news?

Former Real Madrid star Guti has joined the West Ham contingent at their training camp in Austria. The 35-year-old midfielder, who played more than 500 times for the Spanish giants during 15 years at the club landed in Austria earlier today before joining …

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