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Montano returns to Hammers

Notts County loanee Cristian Montano has returned to West Ham following the expiry of his one-month deal.

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Diouf sticks knife in to Hammers

El Hadji Diouf believes West Ham made a big mistake in not signing him after he helped Doncaster to a 1-1 draw at Upton Park on Saturday.

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Ladies made to wait

West Ham United Ladies will have to wait to learn their League Cup fate after a 3-1 defeat by Watford

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SO ENDS A WEEK OF FRUSTRATION FOR THE HAMMERS NATION

I was convinced that we would end the last week as the team at the top of the Championship. Isn’t it just classic West Ham to blow the the easiest chance we could possibly get to go top with a game in hand? With all due respect to Watford…

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Hammers close to signing Pompey keeper

West Ham United are reportedly close to signing Portsmouth goalkeeper Stephen Henderson on loan.

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Taylor targets promotion

Matt Taylor is keeping his cool and remains confident West Ham United are on track for promotion

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Diouf – Hammers made a mistake

El Hadji Diouf believes West Ham made a ‘big mistake’ in not signing him after he helped Doncaster to earn a draw at Upton Park.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK KEROUAC! CHECK OUT THE ON THE ROAD MOVIE TRAILER

Jack Kerouac – Born March 12, 1922 Today marks what would have been the 90th birthday of my all-time hero, Jean Louis Kerouac. Born in 1922 in Lowell, Massachusetts, Kerouac wrote some of my favourite books but is best known for On The …

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Highlights – West Ham United 1-1 Doncaster

James Coppinger earns Doncaster a point as West Ham United slip further behind leaders Southampton following a 1-1 draw at Upton Park. (UK users only)

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Doncaster’s Hell Hadji Diouf Blows Gaff On Former Gaffer

Interesting. When we didn’t sign Diouf after a trial, Allardyce claimed it was because the Spitting Image was unfit. That claim looked suspect when he turned out for Doncaster immediately and played a blinder. Well now Doctor Evil’s most despised …

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Wigan Draw Increases Pressure On QPR & Hughes

It never rains but it pours. If it was sweaty in the Bush yesterday, it’s now, well like an overworked whore’s privates in a sauna. As if slipping into the bottom three wasn’t enough, QPR now find themselves just one point above…

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Twelve Things We Haven’t Learnt All Season!

What’s with this “12 things we learnt from…” nonsense on WHTID? The thing that characterises this season is that we have learnt sweet FA! We are the equivalent of a retard in a quantum physics lesson. Something’s going on because we can hear voices, but …

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Alvin Martin lets rip!

West Ham legend Alvin Martin has told talkSPORT he has no confidence whatsoever in the club’s owners David Gold and David Sullivan. The Hammers are chasing promotion back to the Premier League after relegation last season, but have struggled to find any consistent form and are in danger of slipping…

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Poll – what do you think of it so far?

Take Our Poll

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Henderson? Plot thickens…….

A brief résumé of our goalkeeping options: Robert Green : Contract expires in the summer. Though offered, has refused (thus far) to renew it, & rumor is will make his decision whether (or not) we are promoted back to the premiership. Ruud Boffin : One unconvincing appearance in…

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How much longer can Liverpool’s Dalglish hang on?

Come on, £100miillion spent and Liverpool are languishing in seventh place, ten points behind fifth placed Chelsea and 18 points behind hated rivals Man Utd. Newcastle, who mugged Dalglish off when selling him Carroll for a ludicrous £35m, have a five point…

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(non whufc) Imogen Thomas’ take on the rugby (nsfw)

From her TWITTER account today (NSFW) Click here

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Goal Line Technology Is Nonsense As Bolton And QPR Game Shows

So here we go again. The whole of football has its knickers in a twist because Clint Hill’s header was a couple of feet over the line and a goal wasn’t given. OK, the officials were wrong. Big deal. Tell me, how many “goals” were incorrectly…

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‘Vaz Te’s injury was turning point’ in Hammers’ draw

West Ham United boss Sam Allardyce insists the turning point in their disappointing draw with Doncaster Rovers was the injury to Ricardo Vaz Te.

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Tennis-Wozniacki and Sharapova in cruise control

* Wozniacki hammers Makarova 6-2 6-0

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Don’t miss the Final Four

Watch the crucial run-in with a special Final Four ticket for the Boleyn Ground

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Officials Instructed At Half Time To Make Amends To QPR For Ghost Goal

Who gave the order? I don’t know. But the officials knew they had got it very badly wrong before the break, with the linesman clearly saying “I didn’t see it was over the line” because players were in the way. So what happened at half time? …

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Allardyce Making Pathetic Excuses & Offering Illogical Justifications

Allardyce’s post match interview was a disgrace. Once again there was a suggestion that the fans were at fault with repeated references to it getting “very tense” and “everybody getting very anxious”. Then the referee was blamed. We should have had a…

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Where’s Wally?

The day started well. The drive to the ground had been devoid of incident with not a hint of swearing, never easy when facing match day traffic jams with Adrian Durham opining in the background. I took my seat and breathed…

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Henderson set for Hammers

Portsmouth keeper Stephen Henderson is set to join West Ham on loan, while midfielder Hayden Mullins is also poised to leave Fratton Park.

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West Ham United boss Allardyce frustrated with another home draw

West Ham United manager Sam Allardyce tells BBC London 94.9 that he is frustrated with three home draws on the trot which sees them drop out of the Championship automatic promotion places.

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