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Player Awards 2011/12

Places at the West Ham United Player Awards 2011/12 have are proving poplular

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Scott Parker named England’s Player of the Year

Tottenham midfielder Scott Parker has been voted Vauxhall England Player of the Year. Parker took 17 per cent of the 15,000 votes cast, with Joe Hart second and Ashley Young third.

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England footballers charity dinner for Lions and Roses

The England team have turned out for the first time since Stuart Pearce took charge – at a charity dinner. An auction that raised an estimated £250,000.

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Rob Green exclusive: I don’t care what people say about me

The resignation of Fabio Capello has restored factory settings to the England squad as they gather for the first time since the managerial change.

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The Homophobes Went In Three By Three!

Hot on the tail of Morrison, three more players have been called before the Headmaster at the FA and can expect a jolly good caning for making comments that make “a reference to a person’s or persons’ sexual orientation”. Dear oh dear. The Thought Police must be spending all …

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Hammers trying to secure a loan with Madrid wonderkid (if we go up)

Jose Mourinho wants to keep Jese Rodriguez at Real Madrid next season. The forward celebrated his nineteenth birthday at the weekend, and he is rated by his Spanish employers as a player of huge potential who can go on and reach the …

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Stupid Scotty Parker Losing His Golden Spurs!

You have to laugh! All those going overboard about Parker – even calling for him to captain England – might like to pause, think and reappraise. I have always maintained that he is no better than good – and someway short of good if used in anything other than the holding role – and …

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QPR and Mark Hughes all at sea!

After the good ship Costa Warnockia was steered too close the rocks and holed fatally beneath the water line, news is coming in that sister ship the Costa MarkHughesia has suffered a fire in the engine room and is drifting helplessly without power. Despite an expensive …

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The handshake monster at it again!

Hughes wasn’t happy after their loss to the Clogg fairy. Handshake ok but fuck off my hair Jol! What’s the matter Mark getting jitters one place off relegation? This is Hughes getting down on the funky stuff with Allardyce.

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Štěch on international duty

Marek Štěch has linked up with the Czech Republic Under-21 squad for their international friendly in with Romania.

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Hammers will go up – McCarthy

Crystal Palace skipper Paddy McCarthy has backed West Ham to achieve promotion this season.

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Championship – Allardyce trying to hang on to Green

West Ham manager Sam Allardyce remains hopeful of keeping goalkeeper Rob Green at the club.

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Allardyce keen to keep Green

West Ham manager Sam Allardyce remains hopeful of keeping goalkeeper Rob Green at the club.

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League Two – Crewe snap up left-back Brown

Crewe have signed former West Ham left-back Jordan Brown on a one-month contract following a successful trial period.

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Boss keen to keep Green

West Ham manager Sam Allardyce remains hopeful of keeping goalkeeper Rob Green at the club.

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Eagles must kick on – McCarthy

Paddy McCarthy has urged Crystal Palace to build on Saturday’s battling goalless draw at West Ham.

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Ladies reach County Cup final

West Ham United Ladies are one victory away from retaining the Essex FA County Cup

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Crewe capture left-back Brown

Crewe have signed former West Ham left-back Jordan Brown on a one-month contract following a successful trial period.

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Highlights – West Ham United 0-0 Crystal Palace

West Ham United drop to second in the table after being held to a draw at home to Crystal Palace. (UK only)

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Hammers hopeful over Green

West Ham United boss Sam Allardyce has revealed that he is working hard to persuade Robert Green to sign a new contract.

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Collison hails Green class

Jack Collison believes goalkeeper Robert Green has been key to West Ham United’s fine season

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More dirt on Parker

It would appear old golden bollocks Parker was touting himself to anyone and everyone last season. After the Sullivan interview we learn’t that he was desperate to leave and even went as far as ducking out of any tackle that might injure himself and compromise a …

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Hammersfan admits HE was wrong over Di Canio and Swindon.

I could play Allardyce’s game and look for excuses, but as things stand, I have no choice other than to admit that I was as wrong as wrong can be about Di Canio and Swindon. I predicted that it would end …

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At Last, Allardyce admits HE might have got it Wrong!

OK, it is wrapped up in his call for the crowd to be patient and the excuse of tiredness is also used – which I believe to be legitimate – but Allardyce actually came close to blaming himself for yesterday’s insipid performance when he said, “I might have made a …

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Richard House support

Children’s charity Richard House has thanked West Ham United fans for raising over 2,000 pounds

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Sam eager to be the man

Sam Baldock is eyeing more time on the pitch after making an impact as a substitute on Saturday

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