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Academica de Coimbra’s Eder turns down West Ham offer: I did not like how things were handled

The African striker has failed to agree personal terms with the Championship club but has refused to rule out a transfer in the January transfer window

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QPR’s tactical discussion for Chelsea game leaked.

Training pitch, Friday. Hughes calls the players together and dishes out the bibs saying, “Red bibs Chelsea, yellow bibs Man City.” “QPR boss,” corrects Barton. “Quite. Quite. Whatever. Now then boys, tactics. Big competition. FA Cup. Big game. Chelsea. Big club Chelsea. Big players. Chelsea.” “Not all of them boss, some of them are quite short,”…

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Forest snub McGugan enquiry

Sky Sports sources understand Nottingham Forest have rejected an enquiry from Birmingham City to sign Lewis McGugan on loan.

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Back to Rhodes AGAIN!

Please let this be the final time. Either sign him or let it go! SAM ALLARDYCE has made a THIRD bid of £5million for Huddersfield striker Jordan Rhodes. Allardyce has stepped up his attempts to sign the Scotland international and offered £4million plus a guaranteed £1m if the …

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Close to his heart but not close enough

“That is one club that is very close to his heart but I think that would not be possible.” Kia Joorabchian The reason Tevez wont be joining West Ham is because Man City aren’t prepared to stump up his salary (understandably) Kia Joorabchian has told talkSPORT that there is no …

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Jelavic deal over as the player gets greedy

West Ham have finally pulled the plug on the Jelavic deal as the player demanded ridiculous wages. Nikica is reported to be on 24k a week at Rangers but wanted double that in the Championship and raising to 60k a week if we get promoted!! The club has been shafted this way too many times and I think they …

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PFA launch fresh campaign on homophobia awareness: EXCLUSIVE

The PFA will send a poster out to all 92 Premier League and Football League clubs to raise awareness of homophobia in the game.

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Herita Ilunga – Thank you & goodbye

Congolese defender Herita Ilunga has been released from his contract at West Ham with immediate effect after the player came to a mutual agreement with club. The 29-year-old – who first made his debut for the Hammers in 2008 on loan from Toulouse – played his last game for Sam Allardyce’s team in the 2-1 Carling Cup defeat to Aldershot…

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Jesus Resurrected On Green Street

And so it came to pass that the Lord came again unto the Earth in a place that had been named Green Street. And the people were sore amazed when the Messiah came amongst the pimps and the whore and the arch apostate Allardyce. For the soil was polluted and the air was polluted and the…

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Could it be true? Tevez for half a season?

Rumours are rife on Twitter that Carlos Tevez is close to making a return to West Ham United. The Manchester City striker has recently seen proposed transfers to AC Milan, Inter Milan and Paris Saint-Germain fall through. However, Upton Park has now emerged as the shock destination for the 27-year-old, who is currently in …

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Phillips denies Owls cup shock

League One Sheffield Wednesday looked to have followed up their FA Cup fourth-round win over West Ham by knocking out another Championship side as Clinton Morrison lobbed them ahead at Blackpool, but Kevin Phillips equalised from the penalty spot in injury time to make it 1-1 and force a fifth-round

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Ilunga leaves Hammers

Herita Ilunga has been released from his contract at West Ham with immediate effect after the player came to a mutual agreement with club.

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Under-18s bounce back

West Ham United Under-18s responded to last week’s defeat by beating Arsenal at Little Heath

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QPR Fans to Demand the Return of Warnock!

Well would you believe it? I throw in my lot with the Hoops, invest a fiver in them to win the FA Cup, and they duly slip out of the competition with a whimper. Under Warnock, QPR were good enough to beat Chelsea courtesy of a dodgy penalty; under Hughes they surrendered in similar fashion. Sadly, because of Anton’s petulance, I…

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Ilunga exits Hammers

West Ham have released defender Herita Ilunga after terminating his contract by mutual consent.

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Sam Sets The Standard

How depressing was Allardyce’s article in the Evening Standard? No hint of an apology for our awful performance against Forest. Instead, he serves up a dish of smug, self congratulatory triumphalism, with a garnish of caution in case it all goes wrong. Doctor Evil’s understanding of the game is summed up when he boasts that stats…

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On This Day – 27 January

An FA Cup win at Burnley and a former Hammers captain feature in today’s look back into history

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Julien feeling good

Julien Faubert is enjoying a successful season at the Boleyn Ground

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A poem for Dylan

Poet Gary Steer has written a poem wishing Dylan Tombides well

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Blackburn line up Gijon defender Alberto Botia

Blackburn are looking to sign Sporting Gijon defender Alberto Botia should they receive improved offers for defender Chris Samba over the weekend.

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QPR’s Anton refusing a hand job

Well the guy is acting like a tosser so it is probably good news from Terry’s point of view that Ferdinand is refusing a handshake, because heaven only knows what might be coating the palm of Anton’s hand! There have been those defending Ferdinand, arguing that he hasn’t stirred all this up. Well his reluctance to …

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Bye, bye, bye Ilunga!

We saw the light on the night that he signed his full time contract We saw the flickering shadows of money on his mind He was our left back And as he deceived us we watched and went out of our minds My, my, my, Ilunga! Why, why, why, Ilunga? We could see that guy was no good for us But …

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What did he expect?

For some reason Upson has convinced himself he is a good player. If ever there was a player we should of cashed in it was him. In the end the wanker ran out his contract and couldn’t even be arsed in the end contributing to our relegation. Hope he fucking rots! Great view from the Bench Matthew Upson is…

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West Ham make a new LOWER bid for Rhodes

That’s right folks! West Ham United have made a new ‘improved’ bid for Rhodes. It might be age creeping up on me but I’m sure everytime we make a bid for him it lowers in price. Is this some new mind bending trick to break them?

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The Jelavic soap opera

Now I’m confused…. A. We show interest B. Liverpool step in player disses us C. Liverpool lose interest he starts kisses ass D. All papers say bid made McCoist insists no bids E. Me make 7 million bid McCoist insists no bids F. McCoist says bid made G. …but it’s rejected H. …

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Herita departs

Herita Ilunga has left West Ham United by mutual agreement after three years at the club

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