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Allardyce Chases Higgs-Boson

Doctor Evil is hot on the trail of Higgs Boson after reading about his stunning exploits in Geneva in Switzerland. “This boy seems to have it all,” Allardyce enthused. “He is lightening quick, incredibly elusive – so impossible to mark, and offers the sort of qualities that are essential to any team. He could be a building …

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‘We were duped’ insists Levy

The war of words over the future of the Olympic stadium was rekindled today when Tottenham Hotspur implied they were duped into bidding to take over the Stratford site after next year’s London Games even though they never really had a chance. The North club’s annual meeting revealed Spurs had spent £1.7 million ($…

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Irons defeat Crawley Town

West Ham United’s development side picked up a 2-0 win over Crawley Town this afternoon.

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Olly and Eoin down Red Devils

Goals from Olly Lee and Eoin Wearen saw the development squad defeat Crawley Town on Tuesday

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January Transfer Rumours

talkSport say Fulham are keen on signing Mark Noble. They also claim that Noble was close to a £5m move to Sunderland before the sacking of boss Steve Bruce. Although they also claim in the same… [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and

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Hammers striker could remain with Gillingham

Gillingham boss Andy Hessenthaler is interested in bringing West Ham striker Frank Nouble back to the club in January.

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Big Sam rallies Hammers

West Ham manager Sam Allardyce has challenged his decimated side to step up and get the job done against Barnsley on Saturday.

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Allardyce issues rallying call

West Ham boss Sam Allardyce will ask his patched-up team to step up to the plate against Barnsley on Saturday with a host of his key players unavailable.

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Win with a supporter survey

Win an iPad 2 by taking part in a Football League survey through West Ham United

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Premier League video highlights

You can watch every goal – every week – from the Barclays Premier League with our brilliant video player. Catch up with all the latest highlights right here.

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Captain eyes Barnsley victory

Skipper Kevin Nolan has backed West Ham United to bounce back to winning ways next weekend

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Japan striker Ryoichi Maeda recieves offer from Championship side West Ham – report

The two-time J-League Golden Boot recipient could triple his salary at the Championship side, but could face challenges in acquiring his working papers to play in the UK

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Japan striker Ryoichi Maeda receives offer from Championship side West Ham – report

The two-time J-League Golden Boot recipient could triple his salary at the Championship side, but could face challenges in acquiring his working papers to play in the UK

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Huck me, idiotic Spurs supporters behuddled and conhused!

Filarious! What a buncf of hucking twats! Huckwit Spurs supporters have got tfeir Fs and Hs in a twist, bombarding hour time Olympic gold medalist Chris Hoy with abuse after the dodgy rehereeing perhormance of Chris Foy on Sunday. Never mind that Foy awarded Spurs a penalty for a Gold Medal standard dive by…

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That Sinking Feeling at QPR

Is there any truth in the rumour that Fernades suddenly realises that QPR face a titanic struggle to survive in the Prem? Well with the plimsoll line rising up towards their hooped arses, and the Rs sinking lower and lower in the table, some of the cocky fans in their ranks …

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Jol up for Noble prize

Fulham are reportedly interested in handing West Ham midfielder Mark Noble a return to the Premier League in January. Cottagers boss Martin Jol has made no secret of his desire to bolster the squad at his disposal at Craven Cottage when the transfer window opens next month. And, it appears he is keeping tabs on 24-year…

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The 2003/04 play-off semi final

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The thick of it

Foolish followers of West Ham’s local rivals Tottenham have been asked to refrain from sending Olympic gold medallist Sir Chris Hoy vile messages via Twitter after they confused the Scot with referee Chris Foy.

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O’Brien repentant over red card

Joey O’Brien has conceded he had only himself to blame for being sent off during West Ham’s 3-0 defeat at Reading.

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Anelka signs!!!!! (not for us)

As many breathe a sigh of relief, ink is drying on Anelkas new contract – with Shanghai Shenhua, believed to be around six million quid a year, for two years. Putting finally the rumour to bed that he was about to sign for us.

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Didier Drogba could follow Nicolas Anelka to Shanghai

Nicolas Anelka poses with the Shanghai Shenhua shirt after becoming the first big casualty of Andre Villas-Boas’ reign. And Shenhua now hope to convince Didier Drogba to join Anelka in quitting Chelsea for China.

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Gillingham to decide over duo

Gillingham are hopeful of tying up a permanent deal for Jo Kuffour in January and may make another loan move for Frank Nouble.

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Allardyce rallies Hammers

West Ham manager Sam Allardyce has urged his side to bounce back from their Reading horror show when they host Barnsley next weekend.

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Does Tottenham’s Redknapp have Alzheimer’s?

There we were, thinking he had Parkinson’s when in fact it is possibly Alzheimer’s! According to ‘Arry, he hasn’t criticised referees in “30 years of management”. Oh yes ‘Arry, then what about these? “I’ve never been one for criticising referees – it’s never been my game – but it was a blatant penalty. If…

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Nicolas Anelka unveiled by Shanghai Shenhua and they want Didier Drogba too!

Nicolas Anelka poses with the Shanghai Shenhua shirt after becoming the first big casualty of Andre Villas-Boas’ reign. And Shenhua now hope to convince Didier Drogba to join Anelka in quitting Chelsea for China.

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O’Brien rues red mist

West Ham defender Joey O’Brien admitted he was “silly” to get himself sent off during Saturday’s demoralising 3-0 defeat at Reading.

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