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”Will be better out of Manchester” S.A.F. – What are we letting ourselves in for here?

Sir Alex ferguson may think Ravel Morrison will be ‘better out of Manchester’ but the former United youngster will start life at West Ham by staying in a four-star east London hotel. The Championship side have no plans to place the 18-year-old, whose career has been blighted by off-field problems, with a host family to keep …

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Allardyce should have gone to Spec Savers

What a great big oaf. According to Allardyce, he “didn’t see last night’s result coming”. So what team has he been watching play since the beginning of December exactly? Not the same West Ham I have been watching! Was he at Reading? I was. And we were crap. Truly, truly crap. …

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10 strikers WTF!?

From the pecking order… 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Maynard(8) and Vaz Te(12) have scored 20 goals this season so far. The new Hartson/Kitson double act?

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Nicky Maynard – Signs

West Ham United have signed Bristol City striker Nicky Maynard for an undisclosed fee, believed to be worth around £2m . The 25-year-old has signed a two-and-a-half-year contract, with the option of a further 12 months. Maynard moved to the Robins from Crewe for £2.25m in July 2008. He scored…

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We are top of the Championship!

Great news guys, Allardyce has transformed the club from top to bottom, producing a lean, mean cynical machine a world apart from the disorganised rabble put together by Zola and Grant. All he needed was time for the team to gel to show how brilliant he is as a manager, and now, six months into the season, we are …

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Nicky Maynard?

Sky Sports understands that West Ham United have opened talks with Bristol City over Nicky Maynard. The 25-year-old has been the subject of interest from a host of clubs this month after City confirmed they wanted to sell him. Maynard is out of contract in the summer and can therefore leave Ashton Gate …

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Jermaine Beckford?

Sky Sports understands West Ham have made an enquiry for Leicester striker Jermaine Beckford . Sam Allardyce is desperate to bolster his forward line as he looks to keep the Hammers on course for a return to the Premier League. He has been linked with a number of players this winter but has been frustrated in his efforts to…

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Hammers still in talks with Barnsley and Vaz Te

the Reds have received and turned down an offer from West Ham for striker Ricardo Vaz Te. Vaz Te has bagged 12 goals this season, with ten of them in the Championship. “The offer is derisory and we’ve turned it down,” confirmed Reds director Don Rowing. “We’re still in talks with West…

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QPR signing no marks on the never never

Odd isn’t it? Mittal has all this money, Fernandes has let everybody believe that there is a huge transfer war chest available, but thus far, only £2.5m has been spent, and that is probably based on meeting Nedum’s inflated wages over the next two years. As with Wright-Phillips and Barton, you’ll probably find that no fee has actually…

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West Ham’s New Ilan – We are 100% Underwhelmed!

Oh dear God. After all the talk, after all the rumours of £5m bids, we end up with a no mark journeyman who has toured the world in his caravan, desperate for a club to let him settle. The guy has obviously read about Dale Farm and heard that West Ham are the…

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Billy V’s Ze

With one of the closest promotion fights in years it all came down to the window to decide who will have that last push for promotion. At the moment West Ham and Southampton look like the front runners but we have been pegged back by Cardiff and Boro. I’m not quite sure what business 3rd and 4th have made…

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On yours marks, get set….sign anybody!

One month. One bloody month. So what do they do? They wait until the last two days. If the conduct of clubs like West Ham and QPR in the transfer window is not a definition of business madness, then tell me what is! I know those in the know will say, “That’s how it works.” …

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There are contracts, there are clauses & there are ‘deals’

Was a time that players ‘signed’ for a club, for an agreed price, & for a fixed period. No longer. First there was ‘The Carrick deal’, then there was ‘Tevezgate’ & now there is ‘Ba-gate’ Demba Ba has a GREAT agent. Not only did he do a deal with…

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QPR’s tactical discussion for Chelsea game leaked.

Training pitch, Friday. Hughes calls the players together and dishes out the bibs saying, “Red bibs Chelsea, yellow bibs Man City.” “QPR boss,” corrects Barton. “Quite. Quite. Whatever. Now then boys, tactics. Big competition. FA Cup. Big game. Chelsea. Big club Chelsea. Big players. Chelsea.” “Not all of them boss, some of them are quite short,”…

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Back to Rhodes AGAIN!

Please let this be the final time. Either sign him or let it go! SAM ALLARDYCE has made a THIRD bid of £5million for Huddersfield striker Jordan Rhodes. Allardyce has stepped up his attempts to sign the Scotland international and offered £4million plus a guaranteed £1m if the …

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Jelavic deal over as the player gets greedy

West Ham have finally pulled the plug on the Jelavic deal as the player demanded ridiculous wages. Nikica is reported to be on 24k a week at Rangers but wanted double that in the Championship and raising to 60k a week if we get promoted!! The club has been shafted this way too many times and I think they …

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Herita Ilunga – Thank you & goodbye

Congolese defender Herita Ilunga has been released from his contract at West Ham with immediate effect after the player came to a mutual agreement with club. The 29-year-old – who first made his debut for the Hammers in 2008 on loan from Toulouse – played his last game for Sam Allardyce’s team in the 2-1 Carling Cup defeat to Aldershot…

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Jesus Resurrected On Green Street

And so it came to pass that the Lord came again unto the Earth in a place that had been named Green Street. And the people were sore amazed when the Messiah came amongst the pimps and the whore and the arch apostate Allardyce. For the soil was polluted and the air was polluted and the…

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QPR Fans to Demand the Return of Warnock!

Well would you believe it? I throw in my lot with the Hoops, invest a fiver in them to win the FA Cup, and they duly slip out of the competition with a whimper. Under Warnock, QPR were good enough to beat Chelsea courtesy of a dodgy penalty; under Hughes they surrendered in similar fashion. Sadly, because of Anton’s petulance, I…

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Sam Sets The Standard

How depressing was Allardyce’s article in the Evening Standard? No hint of an apology for our awful performance against Forest. Instead, he serves up a dish of smug, self congratulatory triumphalism, with a garnish of caution in case it all goes wrong. Doctor Evil’s understanding of the game is summed up when he boasts that stats…

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QPR’s Anton refusing a hand job

Well the guy is acting like a tosser so it is probably good news from Terry’s point of view that Ferdinand is refusing a handshake, because heaven only knows what might be coating the palm of Anton’s hand! There have been those defending Ferdinand, arguing that he hasn’t stirred all this up. Well his reluctance to …

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The Jelavic soap opera

Now I’m confused…. A. We show interest B. Liverpool step in player disses us C. Liverpool lose interest he starts kisses ass D. All papers say bid made McCoist insists no bids E. Me make 7 million bid McCoist insists no bids F. McCoist says bid made G. …but it’s rejected H. …

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QPR, PSG and Spurs Target Samba is a Disgrace to Football!

Dear God, I hope Blackburn fine Samba and leave him to rot in the reserves for the rest of the season. The guy signed a contract extension last year and is the club captain at Blackburn, but with Tottenham, PSG and QPR sniffing, he slapped in a transfer request. So far, so fair enough. Everybody is entitled…

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Is Yo-Yo a No-No for Sullivan & Gold or Perfectly Acceptable?

There is a body of opinion that holds that relegation suited Sullivan and Gold. It enabled them to cut wages across the board and nudged a host of high wage earners out of the door. The Eggert, Duxbury, Curbishley, Nani & Zola eras did for us good and proper. Bad signings, bad sales, bad …

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”At least one important new signing in the next 48 hours” – Sullivan

West Ham United are hoping to conclude at least one important new signing in the next 48 hours. Joint Chairman David Sullivan says he and manager Sam Allardyce are working hard to make additions to the Hammers squad as the club continues its push for promotion from the npower Championship. With the transfer window drawing to a close on Tuesday 31 January…

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Ex QPR & Hammers legend Phil Parkes tells it how it is at Upton Park!

Well said Phil Parkes! He was always a safe pair of hands and a level headed guy, and now he has come out and said it exactly as it is at Upton Park. According to Parkes, we only have 4 Premiership quality players in the squad: Green, Tomkins, Taylor and Noble (possibly). It is interesting that Cole and Collison …

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