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QPR have that sinking feeling!

It’s a bit rough on them after beating nine man Chelsea 1-0 and scoring two goals at home to Man City, but QPR can now feel the pressure of the bottom clubs pressing up through the seat of their pants. Bolton served notice today that they will not sink without trace, whilst Wolves edged to within a point of Warnock’s boys…

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Sam Baldock. Best bit of business for years!

Sam Baldock. Played 9 scored 5, cost us just over 2 million and if we sold him tomorrow we would easily triple our money so I ask you…. View This Poll

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Diouf Double for Doncaster – Not bad for a fatty!

Oh the irony. Diouf is supposedly out of condition but you wouldn’t know it from a two goal return for Doncaster today. It seems as if the campaign waged by the fans to block his signature may be the real reason why the £2,000 a week man is wearing red and white hoops rather than…

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Allardyce in Parallel Universe!

Now this is getting bloody silly. I thought the guy was talking cobblers when he described our performance on Tuesday as exceptional but now Allardyce has weighed in with praise for Rob Green. According to Doctor Evil, Green is better than ever. But how would he know if we were so exceptional against the bottom team in the…

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Nice patch up

Photo MokumHammer took last time he was there…. Did they run out of claret or hire Poles to paint that sign?

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This takes me back

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West Ham United 0-0 Bristol City

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Southampton Pull Away As The Pack Closes Up!

What a terrible wasted opportunity. Two wins on the bounce and playing the bottom team in the division. It should have been three easy points. After all, Allardyce has got us playing such effective football hasn’t he? Now far be it from me to remind you that I questioned the quality of our performances in the games against Brighton and …

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Ba Humbug!

Ba bags his second hatrick for Newcastle. They get him for free while we are left with a 6million quid bill to pay Hoffenheim…..

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Doncaster’s Saunders off to Specsavers!

WTF? According to Deano, Herita Ilunga has been “brilliant so far”. Now I admit that I have only seen the highlights – or low lights to be more accurate -but Ilunga has looked absolutely bloody hopeless in those: out of position regularly and playing a scorer onside in his short Donny career so far. We …

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Hall recalled and should go straight into the squad!

Let’s hope he is rushed straight into the squad and not wasted in the reserves or on the bench. Hall has been in top form and shown everyone he is a natural goalscorer and as far as I’m concerned he is good enough to start for us. Oxford United are absolutely gutted he has been recalled when he was scoring…

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3-2 against Leicester. As many questions as answers!

OK, so we could take the “Get in there” approach. It was a win. It’s another 3 points. It’s back to back victories. A few weeks back, consecutive games against Brighton away and Leicester at home looked threatening so 6 points is an excellent return for the last 6 days. We are second. There is a 3 point…

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It’s as old as the Gudjohnsen joke but…

We are once again being linked to Andy ‘the penalty maestro’ Johnson. Fulham striker Andy Johnson has rejected the club’s offer of a one-year extension on his contract as he is holding out for a two-year-deal. The 30-year-old can leave Craven Cottage for free this summer but the west London club may decide to cash …

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Leroy. The Nazi salutes and the monkey chants

He had to put up with some real shit in them days. My first memory of racism on the pitch was when I was 17. I was bending down to pick the ball up, with 10,000 Leeds United supporters doing the Nazi salute at me. You had the usual monkey chants too and people shouting, “you black …

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Hall Earning His Oats At Oxford

One of the depressing things about Allardyce is his reluctance to trust the kids. I can’t remember what his record was like at Bolton and Blackburn when it came to blooding youngsters, but I seem to remember Bolton being packed with a collection of old lags. Whilst we are stuttering, lacking…

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QPR v Chelsea: John Terry You ******* White ****, You ********

I’m not sure where I stand on this one to be honest. Leave out the word black and what Terry is alleged to have said to Anton seems fair enough to me. Even when he wore a West Ham shirt, many Hammers fans would have agreed with Terry’s character appraisal of a guy who is certainly an A1 twat at…

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Liverpool v West Ham United 1980 charity shield final

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QPR’s Dyer Aiming for December Return!

You have to laugh. Kieron Dyer is apparently five weeks ahead of schedule in his latest recovery programme and is already out of his protective shoe according to the increasingly desperate Warnock. Protective shoe? This guy needs to be in a protective bubble and should never set foot outside of it. As we speak, Kieron is coming under attack from…

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Here comes Frankenstein’s Monster!

It was always inevitable. You appoint Doctor Evil and it is only a matter of time before you will have a stable of evil bastards, all spitting fury. Diop and Faye were the outriders, crude mechanicals paving the way for the arrival of the sperm, or phlegm, of Satan. And so it …

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Allardyce not committed to West Ham

I don’t know about anybody else but I’m getting right royally hacked off by Allardyce tarting himself for the England job. How long has he been at the club for pity’s sake? But here he is again, hitching up his skirt outskirt Wembley Stadium inviting, “I’m Sammy, try me.” That’s probably why he is persisting with…

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Where are they now? (Alessandro Diamanti)

So where is the man we bought for 6 million and then promptly sold for 1.8 these days? You know the one that scored 7 goals in 28 games for us and was our best player by a country mile (I’m not bitter) Reports are out claiming that Villarreal are interested in Bologna attacker Alessandro Diamanti. It is said that the Yellow …

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Where are they now? (Pablo Barrera)

In the first few frantic minutes of the match against Brazil last week, right winger Pablo Barrera dashed through the middle of the field with a spirited run that resulted in Mexico’s first real foray into the attacking third. The movement was an indication of what was to come for the rest…

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Allardyce fails to apologise for series of poor decisions.

Why can’t managers come clean and admit, “I fcuked up”? Just once in a while it would be refreshing to hear and we would end up respecting them just a little bit more. The fact is, we lost last night because Allardyce got a whole host of decisions wrong. Firstly, the change to 4-5-1 / 4-3-3; I …

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Southampton v WHU live free stream (maybe)

I have found a few links. I don’t know if they will work but best try them out when the game kicks off, may the forces be with us…. Click Click Click Click

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QPR’s Warnock to Sign Team of Trolls

Apoplectic because confidential information was shared on a blog, Neil Warnock has sworn revenge by recruiting a team of trolls to attack the sites of any bloggers he takes issue with. Explaining the placing of adverts for “Angry Trolls” Warnock said: “Christmas dwarfs need not apply. I realise that, because of the Tory fuelled double dip…

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Spurs invent new Olympic Sport – Spanner Throwing!

So, Tottenham are no longer pursuing their legal action; well there’s a shocker! Having put a spanner in the works and brought the machine to a grinding halt, they have now decided to throw the spanner away. Well, why waste money fighting a case you have already won? The big question is why exactly the journalists consider …

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