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Allardyce Chases Higgs-Boson

Doctor Evil is hot on the trail of Higgs Boson after reading about his stunning exploits in Geneva in Switzerland. “This boy seems to have it all,” Allardyce enthused. “He is lightening quick, incredibly elusive – so impossible to mark, and offers the sort of qualities that are essential to any team. He could be a building …

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‘We were duped’ insists Levy

The war of words over the future of the Olympic stadium was rekindled today when Tottenham Hotspur implied they were duped into bidding to take over the Stratford site after next year’s London Games even though they never really had a chance. The North club’s annual meeting revealed Spurs had spent £1.7 million ($…

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Irons defeat Crawley Town

West Ham United’s development side picked up a 2-0 win over Crawley Town this afternoon.

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Hammers striker could remain with Gillingham

Gillingham boss Andy Hessenthaler is interested in bringing West Ham striker Frank Nouble back to the club in January.

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Premier League video highlights

You can watch every goal – every week – from the Barclays Premier League with our brilliant video player. Catch up with all the latest highlights right here.

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Huck me, idiotic Spurs supporters behuddled and conhused!

Filarious! What a buncf of hucking twats! Huckwit Spurs supporters have got tfeir Fs and Hs in a twist, bombarding hour time Olympic gold medalist Chris Hoy with abuse after the dodgy rehereeing perhormance of Chris Foy on Sunday. Never mind that Foy awarded Spurs a penalty for a Gold Medal standard dive by…

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That Sinking Feeling at QPR

Is there any truth in the rumour that Fernades suddenly realises that QPR face a titanic struggle to survive in the Prem? Well with the plimsoll line rising up towards their hooped arses, and the Rs sinking lower and lower in the table, some of the cocky fans in their ranks …

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Jol up for Noble prize

Fulham are reportedly interested in handing West Ham midfielder Mark Noble a return to the Premier League in January. Cottagers boss Martin Jol has made no secret of his desire to bolster the squad at his disposal at Craven Cottage when the transfer window opens next month. And, it appears he is keeping tabs on 24-year…

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Anelka signs!!!!! (not for us)

As many breathe a sigh of relief, ink is drying on Anelkas new contract – with Shanghai Shenhua, believed to be around six million quid a year, for two years. Putting finally the rumour to bed that he was about to sign for us.

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Didier Drogba could follow Nicolas Anelka to Shanghai

Nicolas Anelka poses with the Shanghai Shenhua shirt after becoming the first big casualty of Andre Villas-Boas’ reign. And Shenhua now hope to convince Didier Drogba to join Anelka in quitting Chelsea for China.

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Does Tottenham’s Redknapp have Alzheimer’s?

There we were, thinking he had Parkinson’s when in fact it is possibly Alzheimer’s! According to ‘Arry, he hasn’t criticised referees in “30 years of management”. Oh yes ‘Arry, then what about these? “I’ve never been one for criticising referees – it’s never been my game – but it was a blatant penalty. If…

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Nicolas Anelka unveiled by Shanghai Shenhua and they want Didier Drogba too!

Nicolas Anelka poses with the Shanghai Shenhua shirt after becoming the first big casualty of Andre Villas-Boas’ reign. And Shenhua now hope to convince Didier Drogba to join Anelka in quitting Chelsea for China.

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Hammers boss bemoans worst day in charge

West Ham United manager Sam Allardyce admitted their 3-0 defeat to Reading was his worst day in charge of the club.

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Nicolas Anelka poses with Shanghai Shenhua shirt after Chelsea exit

Nicolas Anelka poses with the Shanghai Shenhua shirt after becoming the first big casualty of Andre Villas-Boas’ reign. And Shenhua now hope to convince Didier Drogba to join Anelka in quitting Chelsea for China.

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Old Boy Etherington Stuffs Spurs!

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Pulis showed Zola and Grant and Allardyce the way by using good old fashioned wingers to bring Tottenham’s winning run – itself based on two nippy wide men – to a grinding halt. I keep saying how simple football is if you choose to cut out all the…

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The WHU injury list

Ruud Boffin ‘ finger ?’

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Did Reading’s Kebe get what he deserved?

Coming back from the game, I was listening to 606 and was shocked to hear Savage and co say that Kebe deserved to be assaulted for pretending to pull up his socks. Clarridge joined in on the Football League show, risking allegations of racism when he said that a British player wouldn’t do that sort of thing. …

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Reading 3-0 West Ham United

 

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A freak result at Reading or the sign of things to come?

Yesterday’s performance from start to finish was dire. It is true that Reading only scored when we went down to 10 men, but it has been said often enough that playing against 10 men can be harder than playing against 11, if the 10 are committed, passionate and organised. Ours weren’t. To go a goal down immediately, …

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Championship round-up: Nine-men West Ham collapse at Reading

• Joey O’Brien and Jack Collison sent off at Reading • Ipswich stage second-half rally in thriller at Barnsley Reading 3-0 West Ham Sam Allardyce reacted angrily after Joey O’Brien and Jack Collison were both sent off as West Ham crumbled, leaving them three points behind the leaders Southampton. “It’s a loss of control – particularly from Joey O’Brien…

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Time for change

1. Get rid of piqman 2. Stop keep playing one up front 3. We have some VERY talented kids. If they aren’t gonna get a shout in the Championship then you may as well sell’em! For starters get Hall and Lletget on the bench replacing Piqman and Collison who simply isn’t the same player …

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Reading 3 West Ham 0 O’Weebles O’Wobble O’And O’They O’Do O’Fall O’Down!

Well I kept warning you. I kept saying we were playing crap. I kept saying that when the luck ran out we would be in trouble. Well O’dear. O’two O’games O’on O’the O’trot O’we O’have O’lost. O and we were shit today! I hear time and  time again from the anonymice that only by being at a game do you…

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Reading 3 West Ham 0: Church at the double to sink nine-man Hammers

Simon Church’s double and an Alex Pearce strike saw Reading past West Ham, who had both Joey O’Brien and Jack Collison sent off

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Reading 3-0 West Ham United | Championship match report

West Ham lost their discipline and the match in the second half at the Madejski Stadium as Simon Church’s double and an Alex Pearce goal gave Reading victory. All the goals came in the final half-hour as the home side capitalised on a West Ham implosion, with Joey O’Brien and Jack Collison being sent off. The centre-back Pearce…

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Hammers beaten by Reading

Nine-man West Ham crashed to a second consecutive defeat after losing 3-0 at Reading this afternoon.

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Reading v West Ham United live FREE streams

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