We sold the club’s soul when we appointed Allardyce. We’ve agreed the sale of the ground too. And any player worthy of the title has been converted into cash at the earliest opportunity since the days of Greenwood and Lyall, so why in God’s name get into a tizzy over the badge? Maybe crossed dildos could replace the hammers. Instead of the castle, move in the Olympic Rings, with each dildo piercing a ring in ultra suggestive fashion. Why not add …
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A change of badge, shirt colour and name is long overdue


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