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Montenegro scores again for the ‘development squad’

Henri Lansbury and Brian Montenegro were on target as the Development Squad scored a convincing 2-1 victory at Queens Park Rangers on Tuesday. Captain-for-the-day Lansbury belted in a fantastic long-range volley before substitute Montenegro pounced on a loose clearance to net the winner after DJ Campbell…

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Hammers make stadium claim

West Ham claim that moving to the Olympic Stadium is the only way that they will be able to develop into a major player in English football again.

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Target Man Abraham Van Helsing To Answer West Ham’s Prayers

The blog may go quiet for a few days. In the summer I went in search of Mido, journeying down the Nile to locate the whereabouts of the buxom Egyptian in order to remove the curse he placed upon the club when…

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QPR 1-2 Development Squad

Henri Lansbury was on target as Ian Hendon’s Development Squad scored a 2-1 victory at QPR

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Open Training Day on Tuesday

West Ham United will be hosting a special Open Training Day for fans on Tuesday 10 April

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Lansbury nets for Hammers in QPR win

West Ham United midfielder Henri Lansbury netted for the development side in their win over Queens Park Rangers this afternoon.

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Play at the Boleyn Invitation on the OS

Reading’s McDermott might have seen the invitation extended on the OS and felt like a wedding guest receiving his invitation a few days after he has attended the shin dig. Play at the Boleyn? We did! And some! Of course, the…

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Helguson and Campbell near returns

QPR were set for a double fitness boost in their bid to beat the drop after Heidar Helguson and DJ Campbell were named in the reserve side for Tuesday’s friendly with West Ham.

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Helguson and Campbell close to comebacks

QPR are set for a double fitness boost in their bid to beat the drop after Heidar Helguson and DJ Campbell were named in the reserve side for their friendly with West Ham.

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Dennis of Express Wages War on West Ham Fans!

So, according to Prick Dennis in the Express, not only are West Ham fans “delusional”, we are also “arrogant”. And for why? Because we are demanding automatic promotion at the first time of asking apparently.   Well, typically, Dennis the Blemish has got it wrong. Allardyce, bless him, didn’t …

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Be a VIP for Birmingham

Book now to grab one of the last remaining hospitality packages for Birmingham City

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Hammers back Football v Homophobia

West Ham United are backing the Football v Homophobia campaign

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After Reading, Princess Brady condemns us to another Year of Allardyce – Or has she?

Interesting. According to Princess Brady, Allardyce’s job is safe, irrespective of whether or not we go up. Well that’s settled then isn’t it? Or is it? According to Sullivan & Gold’s product tester, Doctor Evil has an excellent relationship with the Gobby …

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Read between the lines

“We certainly haven’t given up the prospect of automatic promotion or promotion, if we have to, through the play-offs” So his job is safe IF we go up is how I read into this one. She doesn’t once say he will be in …

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Sam Allardyce will remain manager even if West Ham are not promoted

• The vice-chairman Karren Brady backs Allardyce • Former Bolton manager has good relationship with chairman Sam Allardyce will remain in charge even if West Ham fail to secure promotion this season, according to their vice-chairman, Karren Brady. The…

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Allardyce will stay – Brady

West Ham manager Sam Allardyce will remain in charge even if the club fails to secure promotion this season, according to vice-chairman Karren Brady.

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U18s outfox Foxes

Nick Haycock’s side scored a 2-0 win over Leicester City in their final home game of the season

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Brady – Big Sam will stay

Manager Sam Allardyce’s job at West Ham is safe even if the club fail to secure promotion this season, according to Karren Brady.

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Sam Allardyce won’t be sacked – Karren Brady

West Ham United manager Sam Allardyce will remain in charge even if the club fails to secure promotion this season, according to vice-chairman Karren Brady.

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Allardyce’s job at West Ham safe

West Ham United manager Sam Allardyce will keep his job even if they do not win promotion according to vice chairman Karren Brady.

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McCartney Has Epithany Mid Way Through Reading game

There’s no flies on George. With West Ham leading as half time approached in the automatic promotion shoot out against Reading, Linda suddenly had a revelation, seeing a truth, until then, shrouded from the eyes of the Allardyce led team. I hand over to George to explain: ““I …

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Hammers have no margin for error after Reading setback

West Ham United boss Sam Allardyce admits his team have no margin for error in the promotion race after their 4-2 defeat to Reading.

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Nolan eyeing six wins

Kevin Nolan is targeting six wins from West Ham’s remaining six games to try and ensure automatic promotion from the Championship.

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Nolan still eyeing top two

Kevin Nolan is refusing to give up on automatic promotion despite West Ham’s 4-2 defeat at home to Championship rivals Reading on Saturday.

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McDermott smells team spirit

Brian McDermott thought Reading’s 4-2 victory at West Ham on Saturday epitomised the “unity” of his players.

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Liverpool fans are delusional in the extreme!

Allardyce has accused West Ham fans of being delusional because we have a sense of heritage, talking of the West Ham Way, but we are mere chicks to the Scouser Cocks when it comes to clinging to the past! At long, long last Reds fans…

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