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Halfway poll results

Best player up to now 1st James Tomkins 2nd Robert Green 3rd Carlton Cole Are you happy? Yes (21 votes) Sitting on the fence (17 votes) No (7 votes) Will we go up? Yes in 2nd place (24 votes) Yes as Champions (9 votes) No and via play-offs (4 votes each) Who will leave in January? 1st Piqman 2nd…

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Wolves want Piquionne

Hard to believe! Why would anybody want a 33 year old striker who can’t score and who has been relegated in each of the last two seasons? Perhaps somebody has misunderstood and Doctor Evil has simply decided to feed the Fly Tipper to the pack of wolves he keeps in the woods around his castle!

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The Window’s Open But…

OK, it is a bank holiday and we probably can’t register new signings yet, but after the early rumours, it has suddenly gone very quiet on who we might sign. Time and again this happens of course. All the excitement in the run up to the window and then nothing happens …until just…

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Derby 0-5 West Ham (2007)

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Halfway there

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QPR now desperate for a win on Monday!

Oh dear. After a highly creditable performance at the Emirates, going down by a solitary goal, it must be choking for Rangers fans to find themselves fourth from bottom in the division and desperate for a win against Norwich on Monday. Anything less than three points from that game and the jaws of relegation will open wide. Happily for …

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Whoever the 15 voters were…

Do you happen to know the end of year lottery numbers? Earlier TBI poll predictor

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2-0 down, 10 minutes played!

Brilliant!

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‘Start justifying your huge salaries!’

West Ham boss Sam Allardyce has issued a warning to John Carew and Frederic Piquionne that they need to start scoring goals to justify their huge salaries. Carew and Piquionne have struggled to hit the back of the net this season, despite being two of the biggest names in the Championship. Carew has won three league titles during …

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Does Allardyce Suspect New Year’s Eve Foul Play?

Very interesting to read Doctor Evil’s comments about New Year’s Eve parties allied to his comments about how “unusual” it is to have so many players collecting yellow cards in a game when they are already on four cards and a game away from suspension! Allardyce makes it crystal clear that a player would be putting his…

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Rumours…..

(Will be added to no doubt in the near future) Carlton Cole – To Fulham £4 million James Tompkins – NOT going to Newcastle Utd. for £3 million Peter Whittingham – offer to Cardiff City (£3 million) not accepted Jordan Rhodes – Fat Sam prepared to up his first offer to Huddersfield Town Also rumblings…………..Ricardo Costa (Valencia), …

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At £8m, is Newcastle’s price right for Tomkins?

Not sure where this figure has come from but it is featured in one report on the web. The £3m offers for JT were complete jokes, but could we afford to reject an £8m offer? In the current market, that figure looks a bit tasty. Tomkins is good and has the…

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Allardyce wishing on a star.

It’s beginning to look as if Doctor Evil’s wish list is precisely that – a wish list. And that to fund his dreams, we may be willing to part with our best players. Two bids of £3m each have already been rejected. Cardiff have told us where to stick our money when…

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Read the Barcode on Tomkins’ Ass!

Well it looks like our future England captain could be on his way to Newcastle. Doctor Evil has scoffed at the £3m offer for Tomkins but has failed to slam the door in Pardew’s face. He’s simply told Pants Down to check the barcode on JT’s arse to find the true price. …

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The Zamora rumour

A LOAD OF OLD BOLLOCKS! Anyone that believes this rumour needs their head checking. Reasons:- A. Even if it is reported that Zman wants to stay in London if the money is right he will be off elsewhere. Hell we managed to tempt Allardyce down here after all and he is Northern through and through plus …

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West Ham made bid for Jordan Rhodes?

SAM ALLARDYCE has made a £3million bid for Huddersfield wonderkid Jordan Rhodes . Rhodes, 21, is the most talked about striker outside the Premier League. He has already scored 20 goals in 20 League One appearances this season. His huge tally includes all four in the 4-4 draw with Yorkshire rivals Sheffield Wednesday at Hillsborough on December 17 and a classy winner against Chesterfield …

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Baldock back for Derby!

According to David Gold, Baldock will return for the Derby game, but maybe he is just tweeting to prove that he is not dead! I must admit that I’m surprised given Little Sam wasn’t deemed fit enough to sit on the subs bench against Birmingham. There’s also a chance, apparently, that Faye and Taylor could play…

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Lucky Leicester Fail Again!

Tell me, why wasn’t Konchesky shown red when he chopped down Martin at the knee to concede the penalty? The Ipswich man had a clear run on goal and Konch was unquestionably the last defender. The foul was crude and cynical and would surely have secured red if committed a yard OUTSIDE the box. But  referee Drysdale bottled it, deeming the…

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No Nolan. Will we find fluency and shape with kids?

I kept saying that Parker didn’t suit the role we were playing him in, and his replacement Captain Kev offers the same dilemma. Tell me, what did he do against Birmingham apart from rake Zigic and argue with the officials. Piquionne and Faubert were dire, but Nolan pushed them for Tosser of the Match. He was booed when…

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‘Everyone wants to beat us’

West Ham striker, Carlton Cole believes teams in the Championship seem to step up their game when they play his side. For many, he says, picking up an un-expected result against the Hammers is seen to be a major coup. England international, Cole (28) says his team quickly have to learn to accept that and up their…

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Brums v WHU highlights (in case you missed it)

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Birmingham had Spector at right back and we still couldn’t beat them!

Says it all really, doesn’t it? Time and again we saw opposition teams take us apart down whichever flank Spector was stationed on, but today, Piquionne lacked the desire, the gumption, the pace and the supply to take advantage of the Wank. We were handed our goal on a plate – just like at Brighton – and…

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Birmingham City v West Ham United live FREE streams

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A Season Defining Game

I said it before the Middlesbrough game and unfortunately that fantastic victory was followed by the miserable results against Burnley and Reading. So much for season defining games. But this one really, really is! Just as West Ham don’t do away games up North in the cold early winter, so West Ham don’t, traditionally, do well when stuffed with …

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Merry Christmas To Hammers Fans and QPR’s Grrrs!

It’s Christmas and I am a little tipsy. I hope Santa brings you everything you desire. For Hammers fans that’s easy, a return to the Premier League in May and an opportunity to reach inside Princess Brady’s Christmas stockings. For the Grrrs, it may just be survival in the Prem and a grope …

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Zman to become the new Don?

Jokingly I posted a story about Don Hutchinson and him breaking two records Arriving, leaving, arriving and leaving once more costing us a grand total of 7 million quid (in total) in the process. Well if the Mail is anything to go by (generally isn’t) we are about to eclipse the Hutch deal and buy Zman back…

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