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Why the Suarez delay?

He either used the N word repeatedly to Evra or he didn’t. What on earth are the FA deliberating over? Perhaps it is a split decision with one old duffer struggling to understand what’s wrong with calling a black man a N***** exactly. If there is TV evidence supporting Evra’s claims, then Suarez should…

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West Ham Utd. 1 – 0 Barnsley

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QPR have great opportunity to upset Man Utd today

Don’t look too closely at the league table, just focus on Man Utd’s team sheet. The Mancs arrive with up to nine players ruled out by injury. The back four is unsteady without Vidic, the keeper is dodgy and the midfield is lacklustre in comparison to Man Utd teams of …

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Santa Paws

Action of the day Our new winger made a dash for it yesterday

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How poor are Leicester?

They sacked Sven and poached Pearson from Hull but what difference has it made? The draw at home to Peterborough last week was poor, and the defeat at Doncaster today was disastrous. Dear God, Doncaster had Ilunga at left back and Leicester still couldn’t beat them! So, the pre season favourites to win the division are now 13 points adrift…

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West Ham 1 Barnsley 0 West Ham in Wonderland!

Well, despite being sent to the stands, Mad Hatter Allardyce is, no doubt, smiling like the Cheshire Cat after starting with Tweedledee Carew, Tweedledum Cole, Tweedledummer Piquionne and Tweedlepapa Diop, and squeezing out a 1-0 victory against Barnsley. That is, of course, the same Barnsley team that shipped five goals in 45 minutes against mighty Ipswich,but what…

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Tweedledee, Tweedledum and Tweedledummer all start against Barnsley!

Carew, Cole and Piquionne all start as Sam brings out the battering ram and says fuck to subtlety. The midfield looks hopelessly light to me. Diop, Noble and Nolan are not going to offer a lot in terms of creativity are they? Presumably Diop is going to anchor in front of Tomkins and Faye, and Faubert and…

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Hammer(head) makes his debut

The club will be marking a special claret and blue debut before the Barnsley match on Saturday West Ham United’s brand new mascot Hammerhead is here! Foundered in the Thames Iron Works many decades ago, the workers who crafted a new champion drew on the spirits of heroes old and new to create the ultimate …

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Allardyce’s Transfer Wish List of 25 Leaked

Allardyce will be furious when he discovers that after revealing that he had a wish list of 25 players he was interested in signing, a source inside the club has leaked the names of the targeted players to this blog. I can exclusively reveal that the “Identified Twenty Five” are: 1 Bogdan 2 Steinsson 3 Alonso 4 Robinson 5 Cahill 6 …

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Tomkins not leaving after QPR next to enquire

West Ham have informed ESPNsoccernet on Friday that they not interested in selling highly-rated defender James Tomkins. Newcastle and QPR are chasing Tomkins in the January transfer window, but it would take a huge bid to even tempt the Hammers to consider letting him go. The Magpies reportedly had a…

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Finally something decent to come out of Sweden (not Hammers related)

Click She got the looks, She got the voice and she got the vibe…

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Put your money on a yellow for Nolan and Faubert!

Christmas approaches and Captain Kev and Julian Faux Pas are just one yellow card each away from a suspension. It would be a disaster for either to incur a suspension with so many players ruled out by injury, but on a personal level, it would surely suit them down to the ground. Playing on…

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Time to vote

Lots of rumours of players coming and going but lets focus on the ‘going’. It would appear that if any are leaving it’s going to be one or more of Noble, Tomkins, Green, Piqman and Cole. There are lots of rumours linking us to strikers and as there is no smoke without fire…

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Aussie Hammers camp to be set up in the new year

CHAMPIONSHIP high-flyers West Ham United have struck a partnership with NSW-based Galaxy Football School to assess the best of the school’s young talent. The partnership represents an opportunity for Elite Youth Players in NSW to showcase their skills at next year’s annual West Ham Player Identification Camp to be run between 11-13 April 2012 and hosted by…

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£2.5m for Tomkins? Pull your pants up Pardew!

What a bloody nerve! I thought Fernandes was taking the piss when he offered £3m for a player who will wear the Three Lions one day, but Pardew thinks he is Bruce Forsyth comparing ‘Play Your Cards Right’ yelling, “Lower, Lower” before bidding an utterly derisory £2.5m! Pardew, of course, differs from Brucie in…

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Di Canio Turns On Players! Doomsday Nears in Swindon!

I said he would be gone by Christmas and I may yet be right! Di Canio lost it completely after the game with Bristol Rovers, bad mouthing his own players, saying that he would treat them as “kids” because that’s what they deserve and, using a stream of four letters words in a radio interview. The Chairman is backing …

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Allardyce Chases Higgs-Boson

Doctor Evil is hot on the trail of Higgs Boson after reading about his stunning exploits in Geneva in Switzerland. “This boy seems to have it all,” Allardyce enthused. “He is lightening quick, incredibly elusive – so impossible to mark, and offers the sort of qualities that are essential to any team. He could be a building …

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That Sinking Feeling at QPR

Is there any truth in the rumour that Fernades suddenly realises that QPR face a titanic struggle to survive in the Prem? Well with the plimsoll line rising up towards their hooped arses, and the Rs sinking lower and lower in the table, some of the cocky fans in their ranks …

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Anelka signs!!!!! (not for us)

As many breathe a sigh of relief, ink is drying on Anelkas new contract – with Shanghai Shenhua, believed to be around six million quid a year, for two years. Putting finally the rumour to bed that he was about to sign for us.

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Old Boy Etherington Stuffs Spurs!

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Pulis showed Zola and Grant and Allardyce the way by using good old fashioned wingers to bring Tottenham’s winning run – itself based on two nippy wide men – to a grinding halt. I keep saying how simple football is if you choose to cut out all the…

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The WHU injury list

Ruud Boffin ‘ finger ?’

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A freak result at Reading or the sign of things to come?

Yesterday’s performance from start to finish was dire. It is true that Reading only scored when we went down to 10 men, but it has been said often enough that playing against 10 men can be harder than playing against 11, if the 10 are committed, passionate and organised. Ours weren’t. To go a goal down immediately, …

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Sir Geoff Hurst 70 yesterday

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On this day:

Four cracking goals in this game, the best of which, incredibly enough, was a penalty. Manchester United came into this game on a high, following a two-nil win away to Rapid Vienna – an encounter famous for an incredible Schmeichel save – that qualified them for the knockout stages of what …

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Hammers ramp up marketing as sales dip

West Ham United is ramping up its marketing activity to maintain match attendees and appeal to new supporters, following the club’s relegation from the Premier League to the Championship. The heightened focus on marketing is being led by Tara Warren, who became the club’s first ever marketing director this year…

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Daily Mail – ‘Exclusive’ – so probably untrue linking us with Anelka

EXCLUSIVE: West Ham keen on January swoop for Chelsea outcast Anelka Nicolas Anelka is wanted by Sam Allardyce, who believes the Chelsea outcast can secure West Ham a quick return to the Premier League. Allardyce worked with Anelka at Bolton and will try to tempt the  32-year-old French striker to spend the rest of…

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