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(Submission from Monty) Wednesday 2 November……….Wharf Towers……..08:12am…………….Brody rolled over and reached for the packet, untethering a long slim menthol tip she expertly slid it into her Javan Rhino horn (genuine) cigarette holder, she used her other hand to locate her “dagger” lighter (she enjoyed its ironic symbolism) and lit the tip. Dragging the first lungful down …

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Upson, da Costa, Gabbidon – Any old Irons would do!

Oh the irony! In the summer we shed more centre halves than a dog sheds hairs in a summer moult, and now Allardyce is out with his begging bowl, pleading for somebody to lend him a yard dog number five, any yard dog number five. How much did we sell da Costa do? Just …

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Hammers defender named in team of week

West Ham defender James Tomkins was named in the Championship team of the week after their 2-0 win at Hull.

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Word on the street is…

Our man carlton is off in January. There is a strong link that Marseille have got in early and made a bid, this is a little late because of a few PC problems I had yesterday but here is a snippet of the story..

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England unveil Krakow training base for Euro 2012

This is the Polish training base England will use to launch their assault on Euro 2012. Fabio Capello’s side will plot their tactics at the Hutnik Municipality Stadium in Krakow next summer.

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West Ham want new defender on loan

West Ham manager Sam Allardyce is once again scouring the loan market after yet another injury to a key member of his team.

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Green ‘looks pretty impregnable’

Sam Allardyce believes Robert Green “looks pretty impregnable” and says the West Ham keeper is reaping the benefits of now being injury free.

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Hammers striker named in England squad

West Ham striker Robert Hall has been named in the England Under-19 squad for their match against Denmark in Brighton on Thursday.

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Massive Hammers turnout for Coventry

West Ham will take their biggest away contingent for seven years when they travel to Coventry City this month.

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Anton Ferdinand Death Threat Letter

Anton is in receipt of a death threat letter following the racist allegations made against England captain, John Terry. Police investigations are at an early stage, but Terry himself has allegedly been ruled out of the enquiry on the basis that he cannot read or write.

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Howard Webb Bids for Absurd Decision of the Season!

Oh dear God, Clattenbung will be furious! He normally corners the market in these sorts of decisions but Webb came up with an absolute corker today for Bolton’s opener, awarding a free kick for a back pass that was arguably unintentional and then allowing Bolton to take it before the Stoke keeper was able to retreat to his line, never mind…

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Jamie Redknapp: England’s captain chaos is doing my head in!

Just give the armband to the most capped player, like Spain and Italy do. They don’t do too badly and it’s not as if we’ve been successful doing it like this, have we?

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John Terry will play for England against Sweden

Fabio Capello is determined to see John Terry lead out his country against Sweden despite insisting the England captain will play no part against Spain on Saturday.

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John Terry in England squad but Rio Ferdinand left out

John Terry has been named in the England squad to face Spain on Saturday and Sweden next Tuesday. The Chelsea captain has Capello’s support while he contests allegations that he racially abused the QPR defender Anton Ferdinand.

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QPR have that sinking feeling!

It’s a bit rough on them after beating nine man Chelsea 1-0 and scoring two goals at home to Man City, but QPR can now feel the pressure of the bottom clubs pressing up through the seat of their pants. Bolton served notice today that they will not sink without trace, whilst Wolves edged to within a point of Warnock’s boys…

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Allardyce Toasts Great Results at Leicester and Reading

Say what you like about Doctor Evil but he seems to have a watertight contract with Satan! With Leicester closing in on a new manager – it looks increasingly like Pearson – it was important that they didn’t pick up three points. I suppose a draw would have been the perfect result for us at this stage, but I …

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Hull- West Ham 0-2

Made my second trip this season. Good win, after a poor second half we crushed them in the second half. Our midfield was shite in the firste half. There where no good passes, Even Nolan couldnt give a good pass over 3 meter. This is after the game we are thanking the players and the players are

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Allardyce to sign Hyde and Jeckyll

What is it with West Ham? Why can’t we play well for the full 90 minutes? Why do we play in fits and starts? Prior to the arrival of Allardyce, people were pointing the finger at fitness levels, claiming the players weren’t properly conditioned. But that can’t be true when Doctor Evil is at the helm surely? Time…

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Sam Baldock. Best bit of business for years!

Sam Baldock. Played 9 scored 5, cost us just over 2 million and if we sold him tomorrow we would easily triple our money so I ask you…. View This Poll

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Hull City v West Ham United stats

On a side note Birmingham are the team to look out for at the moment. They are sitting mid table and out of everyones sight but they have 3 games in hand on us and if they win all they will be 2 points clear of us in second….

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Diouf Double for Doncaster – Not bad for a fatty!

Oh the irony. Diouf is supposedly out of condition but you wouldn’t know it from a two goal return for Doncaster today. It seems as if the campaign waged by the fans to block his signature may be the real reason why the £2,000 a week man is wearing red and white hoops rather than…

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‘A fantastic result for us’

Sam Allardyce praised his West Ham side for the way they adapted tactically and for being “ruthlessly clinical” in beating Hull City at the KC Stadium.

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Hull City 0-2 West Ham United | Championship match report

Sam Baldock and Jack Collison struck early in the second half as West Ham kept pace with the Championship leaders Southampton with their fifth away win of the season. The in-form striker Baldock volleyed in his fifth goal for the Hammers since arriving from MK Dons in August four minutes after half-time…

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Hull City 0 West Ham 2 Cole Fires West Ham

After an utterly inept first half, where we offered nothing going forward and could have conceded twice, a different team emerged from the dressing room for the second half, inspired by Carlton Cole. He has his critics but his attitude is beyond reproach and today he notched up the two crucial assits that…

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Hull 0 West Ham 2: Sam Baldock and Jack Collison complete smash and grab

Sam Baldock and Jack Collison struck early in the second half as West Ham kept pace with npower Championship leaders Southampton with their fifth away win of the season.

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Hammers seal Hull success

West Ham United have strengthened their position in the top two of the Championship after winning 2-0 at Hull City.

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