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Leeds Want Former West Ham Target

Unable to afford Maynard, Warnock has turned his attention to a former West Ham target, Brighton’s Mucky-Smith. Whilst this is an improvement on the free transfer flotsam and jetsam that Warnock has signed so far, it is still a …

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No Whinge About Return Of Ginge!

He’s back! The man we stupidly sold to fund the signing of Diamante has returned after a decidedly mixed spell at Villa. On the pitch he has been fine, off it, he has proved to be something of a tit…

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Where have all the Leeds fans gone?

Every time I write about Leeds, somebody counters with a claim that Leeds are a bigger club than West Ham. I’m not sure how that is relevant to any argument – it belongs in the playground with “My Dad is bigger than your Dad!” – but I am happy to address…

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The Carroll Bid Fuels Speculation of New Investor in West Ham

If it was a psychologically stable Tevez, it would still be madness. But a £36m deal – in salary and incentives alone – for a psychologically iffy, slightly above mediocre striker, is beyond mad and falls into the realm of the utterly surreal. I am still of the opinion that this…

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Warnock Set To Add Another Piece To His Leeds Dream Team

Having recruited four players from Portsmouth, Warnock is now hoping to add a fifth relegated player to his squad, Coventry City’s Martin Cranie. The Coventry man is available on a free, not that money should be a worry with billionaire owners just around the corner…

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Defenders Arriving Like London Buses! Does Sullivan Read This Blog?

No sooner did I post that we needed three defenders than we edge closer to landing three defenders. It was frightfully impolite of me to call Sullivan stupid, and I take it back given work has clearly been going on behind the scenes to strengthen the defence. Two centre…

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TGGC Fantasy Football League

Nice to see, you, to see you nice. You get nothing for a pair, not in this game. Now then, let’s see what’s on the conveyor belt this season shall we? Good game, good game! You’re such a lovely readership, so much better than…

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What a load of Baldocks!

So it looks like Little Sam is being off loaded to Bristol City for a fee of around £1.5m. There were such high hopes when we signed the guy from Milton Keynes Dons and when he found the net a few times early doors, it really did look…

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At last, a GB Winner at the London Olympics!

Never mind the medals, get a load of that body! Her team mate looks more like your typical British sports woman, but Zara Dampney is a real winner in my book!

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Allardyce Remains Positive After Narrowly Avoiding Another Pre Season Defeat

Speaking after narrowly avoiding yet another pre season defeat, Doctor Evil enthused: “This is the ideal preparation for the new season. The lads have to understand that in the Prem they are going to lose a lot more games than they win, so we have to…

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Daily Express Takes West Ham Fans For Mugs

Well talk about fishing for hits! I’ve seen some nonesense on the net and in our “nationals” but the Express claim that we want Jarvis takes the biscuit! Talk about a non story. To save you hitting the site and feeding their advertising I …

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Karma Strikes For Tottenham’s Bale

Oh dear, what a shame. Poor Gareth had to be replaced at half time after been taken out by Charlie Adam in the bore draw exhibition game between Spurs and Liverpool. Let’s hope it isn’t too serious but serious enough…

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Ramis On His Way – But More Needed!

How good is he? No idea! But he is a defender and we desperately need a defender. In fact we desperately need three defenders so this is a start. Presumably he is going to play at centre back alongside Tomkins …

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Old Man McCartney Brings Curtain Down In Olympic Stadium

Highly predictable and sadly rather naff – the old boy has seen far better days and, in consequence, failed to live up to his top billing. That and the fact it was two hours too long apart, the Opening Ceremony was a triumph. How magnificent was the…

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So Did The Leeds Anthem Feature In The Olympics Opening Ceremony?

Who is the bigger club now then? Blowing bubbles out of Danny Boyle’s arse apparently! A little teaser as to the new occupants of the Olympic Stadium perhaps?

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Another Amazing Olympics Gaff!

Why the hell was a sample of Enola Gay played in the opening ceremony? What was Danny Boyle saying to the Japanese exactly? Remember Hiroshima?

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Dresdening The Coming Season After Three Goal Hammering!

Well I posted earlier that it was “the defence stupid”, and tonight’s performance and result against a SECOND DIVISION German team says it all. If this doesn’t shake Allardyce and Sullivan from their torpor, God knows what will. A while back Gold talked of making four or five signings…

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Leeds United Capture Another Target

How many Portsmouth players do Leeds want exactly? Norris makes four, joining Ashdown, Varney and Pearce. And what’s the attraction? Top quality players? If so, why did Pompey get relegated? Because they are cheap then? Heaven forbid! Snodgrass has been sold for £1.5…

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Somebody Tell Sullivan It’s The Defence Stupid!

I know defenders don’t grab the headlines like strikers do and so don’t sell season tickets, but if we are to stay in the Prem, we urgently need new defenders. Demel was ripped to pieces in the Play Off final and is not a Premiership …

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LUST Just Don’t Get It As Leeds Take Over Meanders On

Bless! LUST just don’t understand what’s involved in this take over business do they? With Captain Snakeinthegrass slithering off to the fens of Norfolk and an army of nobodies recruited by Warnock despite the oil money supposedly about to pump through the pipe lines, LUST have…

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Giggs Fails In Responsibility As Team GB Captain

What an arrogant twat. Now I will admit from the off that I am not a monarchist, but I’m also an atheist and still bow my head if in Church for the Lord’s Prayer and sing along with the hymms. It is what is known as showing respect…

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Crass Mistake Kicks Off Olympics

Only in Britain! We haven’t even had the Opening Ceremony but we have still managed the biggest cock up in Olympic history with the South Korean flag being shown on the big screen for a North Korean fixture. As mix ups go, that is a …

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Spurs Show True Colours In London 2012 Bale Out

Typical! The decision to select Bale for a meaningles friendly when he is supposedly too injured to play for Team GB says it all. Whilst Brazilian stars are missing domestic league games to represent their nation on the other side of the world, Bale and Spurs have put…

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Brucie and Macca Make Case For Beckham

Would have been nice to see him, to see him nice. Bruce Forsyth has criticised the exclusion of Beckham from the GB Olympics team, supporting Sir Paul McCartney, who termed Pearce an “idiot” for leaving out the former England captain. The performance against …

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Last Chance Saloon For Leeds, Leicester, Watford and Nottingham Forest

Leeds fans keep rabbiting on about the Financial Fair Play rules to justify low expenditure on players, but they are missing out on one very crucial point. There are NO sanctions for any teams breaking the rules until December 1, 2014. That …

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£18m for Carroll? Hang on, my Roast Pork has started flying round the dining room!

What a load of cobblers! How many of these stories are the club going to float out in an effort to boost season ticket sales? There’s no escaping the source this time as Mini Me Sullivan has been twattering about how “Dad” is going to make …

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