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Glasgow Rangers: Whyter than…er black?

So the SFA have suddenly decided that Craig Whyte is not a “fit and proper person to own a football club”. Talk about shutting the stable door after the horse has bolted! Maybe, just maybe, somebody should have come up with this idea before the entire Glasgow sewage…

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A Season Ticket Holder Speaks Out – We are a Shambles!

(Article submitted by Basildon Iron) I just don’t know what it is about Upton Park but for a good few years we haven’t seemed comfortable playing there. If we’re not in the lead within the first 15 mins then, yes, the crowd can…

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West Ham 1 Watford 1 – Utter Crap!

Sadly I called it before kick off. There’s a real problem with creativity when we set up with Nolan in the side at home because we either set up 4-3-3 which becomes 4-5-1 or we go 4-4-2 and Noble can’t control the game as …

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Half Time West Ham 0 Watford 0 – Same Old Problems!

Same, old, same old. Allardyce has started 4-4-2 and, in consequence, both Noble and Nolan are struggling. The pair need to be in a midfield five to play together it seems. Nolan wants to link with the forwards so Noble has to do too much of …

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Watford – The Biggest Game Of The Season So Far!

My God, these biggest games of the season are coming thick and fast at the moment. On Sunday it was vital to stay in touch with Southampton and reopen a buffer zone between ourselves and Reading. Now, we have the opportunity to leapfrog the Saints and reestablish the …

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Southampton Stumble But Reading Win Again

It’s looking more and more like a three horse race. Blackpool are out of it after another defeat tonight and Birmingham are going to choke under the sheer pressure of games. Reading were less than convincing tonight but picked up yet another three points. That’s 21 from 21 now – terrifying! …

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Replace Allardyce With Doncaster’s Dean Saunders Now!

The little Welshman must be a genius! Piquionne made his debut for Doncaster tonight and scored! And it wasn’t a lucky deflection off his arse! What the hell is Allardyce doing with our forwards? Why do they all look useless under him? Bloody centre back mentality! We …

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West Ham Circling Glasgow Rangers Like A Vulture

It’s not nice but it’s sensible. I must admit that I don’t know much about football north of the border – other than it is crap – but it’s hard to imagine that Rangers players can’t do a job in the Championship and …

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Freddie Fly Tipped In Doncaster

He’s gone! Well let’s not get too excited, he’s only gone for a while. And we’re still paying the bulk of his wages. Maybe all of his wages for all we know. And if Freddie is leading the Doncaster attack, they’re unlikely to pose much of a threat…

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Redknapp’s Bubble Bursts as Tottenham Slump!

No wonder the FA are taking their time before appointing a new manager, with the wheels coming off the ‘Arry wagon with a vengeance. Defeats against Man Utd, Arsenal and Man City and a draw at Stevenage in the Cup have…

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Taarabt Relegating QPR Single Handedly!

How appropriate that Adel Taarabt lost possession for Everton’s goal, costing QPR two vital home points, because this guy is single handedly relegating QPR. Pavel Pogrebnyak’s record in the Prem stands at five goals from five shots and puts Taarabt’s failure to net…

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Allardyce Lays Into Forwards – Again!

Whilst praising the contribution of Captain Kevin Van Nolan, Doctor Evil couldn’t resist another bitch about his misfiring forwards. At pains again to explain that Nolan is there to finish rather than create, Allardyce insisted, “Kevin Nolan is a midfielder goalscorer, …

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Jol’s Fulham close in on Dalglish’s Liverpool and leave Hughes’ QPR in their wake!

Wow! What a result and what a performance from Pogrebnyak and Dempsey. It’s looking as if Jol saw Hughes coming when the man who thought he was too good for Fulham asked about Zamora! Who is looking astute and who is looking a mug at the moment exactly? Fulham…

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Cardiff 0 West Ham 2 Kevin Van Nolan and Lionel McCartney Strike!

“We’re going for first, we want to go up as Champions”, so spake Captain Kevin Van Nolan after a huge, huge, huge victory. Once again, apart from two flashes of brilliance, it was a victory based on organisation and endeavour…

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Half Time Cardiff 0 West Ham 1 So Far So OK

Nolan has his critics, and I’ve been one of them this season, but what you can’t ever take away from the guy is his hunger to score. What a finish. The move looked dead and buried after Maynard trapped the ball for the first time all …

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Injuries Force Allardyce Onto The Front Foot!

No Reid and no Faubert, and Ringo Paul wasn’t up to it, so Doctor Evil has been forced on to the offensive! The side isn’t as compact as I expected it to be and the inclusion of Lansbury gives it a potentially exciting feel. The …

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The Biggest Game Of The Season By Far!

This is it, this is the big one. Lose it and we may well be buggered. Draw it, and we are in a three horse race for two places for sure. Win it and Reading’s steam train may just run out of puff – because you …

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No Home Spark For QPR Again

Another home game, and more vital, vital points lost. To reach 38 points, I identified today’s home game as one of three crucial home fixtures, including the matches against Stoke and Swansea. With two more vital points surrendered, it means the one of the games …

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Reading Victory Spells Big Big Trouble

When I posted on here that we had to hope for a Millwall victory today, some tribal idiots took issue with me. Well those fools should look at the table now and consider the implications of Reading having taken 18 points from the last 18. As I write, Southampton …

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Time For Liverpool’s Dalglish To Step Down

Another home game, still more points lost. Liverpool are now cut adrift from the top 4 and but for the consolation of the League Cup, would now be struggling to qualify for the Europa League. Dalglish was brought in to return Liverpool to greatness, but instead is leading…

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West Ham Signed Wrong Half Of Fab Four

When will we learn? We thought we were signing a Mexican wunderkind after the last World Cup and ended up with a doppelganger from Taco Bell, and now after a month, we’ve sent our half of the Fab Four back to Dallas ahead, no doubt,of hunting …

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West Ham’s Promotion Hangs On Thread Of Portsmouth’s Survival

I’m sure there must be a rule preventing it, but if not, Sullivan and Gold should consider funneling some revenue down to Portsmouth to keep them afloat. With the administrator warning that, without a cash injection, Portsmouth may not be able to complete their fixtures, the situation is…

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QPR’s Mark Hughes Cracking Under The Strain

He’s losing it. He must be. I know there is a stereotype of the proverbial Welsh Windbag but Sparky talks himself round in circles and up his own back passage at the the premiere of The Four Year Plan – a documentary about QPR’s rise from the…

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Brooking Sitting On The Fence As Usual

So our Trev reckons there’s plenty of time to find and appoint a new manager. And based on last night’s game he is spot on, because if we play like that, there’s no point in turning up for the Euros …

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Tottenham’s Parker runs and runs and runs – but up blind alleys

Well welcome to the Scotty Parker show! England captain for the first time and we saw exactly why the guy is actually a liability at international level when you come up against the better teams. First half we was good, very good when he sat and…

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Tottenham’s Parker & QPR Reject Stuart Pearce Form New Engerland Branes Trust

Bless. Stuart Pearce looked around the Engerland dressing room for a carbon copy of himself and spotted an exhausted Scotty staring blankly into space, his jaw hanging open. “That’s my kind of man!” said Stewie. “A trier. Like me. Committed. Like me. Uncompromising. Like me. And as thick as ten short planks…

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English Premier League Table

# Team P
1 Arsenal 64
2 Liverpool 64
3 Manchester City 63
4 Aston Villa 56
5 Tottenham Hotspur 53
6 Manchester United 47
7 West Ham United 44
8 Brighton & Hov… 42
9 Wolverhampton Wanderers 41
10 Newcastle United 40
11 Chelsea 39
12 Fulham 38
13 AFC Bournemouth 35
14 Crystal Palace 29
15 Brentford 26
16 Everton 25
17 Luton Town 22
18 Nottingham Forest 21
19 Burnley 17
20 Sheffield United 14

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