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Our Record Stretching Back Over 17 Games Is Awful!

We keep hearing about a temporary blip as if it is only recently that we have lost form. Cobblers. How many goals have we scored in the last 17 games? Twenty. Digest that fact. Just twenty goals scored in the last 17 competitive matches – and some of those …

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Cottee says Allardyce doesn’t know what he is doing.

So now Cottee has broken ranks too. And not before time. Speaking about our scoring drought, the former goal machine points the finger squarely at Allardyce’s team selection and tactics. The former maestro said: “Ravel Morrison has not been played at all and I don’t know …

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QPR 3 Liverpool 2 – The Dead Parrot Squawks!

At half time I wrote: Time to wake up and smell the coffee! A point is no good to either side. Utterly sterile first half – a game to make Allardyce proud! Hughes and Dalglish need to throw caution to the wind. It’s three points or bust for both teams! Time…

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Clease Instead of Deaner on QPR bench for game with Liverpool tonight.

After his heroic intervention to save the life of Fabrice Muamba at White Hart Lane, running on to the pitch to lead the treatment of the Bolton star, Doctor Andrew Deaner was offered a place on the QPR bench tonight but politely declined, explaining, “If QPR lose tonight …

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Cracks appearing between Gold and Allardyce – Wait until Sullivan joins in!

So Gold has contradicted Allardyce’s claim that he will be sacked come the end of the season if we don’t get promoted. That may sound like a vote of confidence but it sounds more like a back hand swipe to me, with Gold saying he had no idea…

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QPR’s Mark Hughes Curses His Luck

Would you believe it? QPR replace Neil Warnock with master tactician Mark Hughes whilst Blackburn stick with yard dog Steve Kean and what happens? Blackburn -unbeaten now in three games – only go and pull 6 points clear of the Hoops by beating red and white hot Sunderland 2-0. The game against Liverpool…

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Allardyce Delighted After Reading Defeat

Talking after the game, Doctor Evil claimed to be delighted at closing the gap on Reading: “You have to be pleased with that at the end of the day,” he said. “We have closed up on Reading and if we draw our game in hand we will only be …

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West Ham 1 Middlesbrough 1 – Allardyce Gets His Just Deserts!

You build a monster and sooner or later you will regret it. Just look at the score at Elland Road. We went there to defend and scrambled a late, late equaliser; Nottingham Forest have gone there tonight and smashed in seven! We go one …

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Half time West Ham 0 Middlesbrough 0 – Now there’s a Surprise!

So that had to be the safest bet of the season. Another 45 minutes without a goal and, to be honest, without much sign of a goal apart from what looked to be a pretty good penalty claim from where I’m sitting. Did Master…

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Cole & Maynard Start!

So presumably Nolan is pulling wide right! Talk about jigsaw pieces not fitting! Looks like we set up: Green O’Brien, Faye, Collins, McCartney Tomkins Nolan, Noble, Taylor Cole, Maynard Bench: Collison, Morrison, Lansbury, Baldock, Carew

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So what advice did Allardyce give Maynard?

Grow a foot taller probably!

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Liverpool’s Dalglish Speaks Good Sense About Muamba ahead of QPR game

It’s very pleasing to hear that Muamba seems to be on the road to recovery. I have avoided talking about the affair up to now, considering it in bad taste to do so until it was clear which way it would …

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QPR’s Hughes Inadvertently Cracks Great Kieron Dyer Joke!

It’s the way he tells them! Speaking about the prospect of offering Dyer a new contract – after a scintillating seven minutes of action in his first season for the Hoops – Hughes said: “We are hoping he will be fit and ready for pre…

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Where will Fernandes be in QPR’s make or break week?

They don’t come bigger than this week. Tomorrow Rangers have a fantastic chance of picking up three points against a tired Liverpool team, who are asked to take to the field just three days after a typical rumbustious affair against Stoke. QPR have been …

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Gold Thinks We Will Start Winning Soon

Brilliant! I’m not sure what he is basing that on! Perhaps Middlesbrough losing 3-0 at Birmingham. Maybe our illustrious owner is figuring that Boro are so shit than even Allardyce’s team could beat them. Maybe. But if we are honest, this is more an act of faith …

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A Travelling Season Ticket Holder’s Verdict: Not Good Enough!

(Left as a comment) I was at the game and it was a pitiful sight in the first half, seeing Maynard being left out to dry up front on his own – how can such team selection pass even a simple test of intent? Little Maynard is six inches…

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Neil Warnock reveals early onset of Altzheimers!

Bless! Leeds manager Neil Warnock is losing his memory.Talking with his usual control, coherency, and objectivity, Warnock bumbled, “I can’t ask any more, they’ve given me everything.” “I said to the referee: ‘When you watch Carlton Cole blatantly push Darren O’Dea…

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Mark Hughes Hits On Plan For QPR’s Survival

That’s it then. Mark Hughes has worked out how to keep QPR in the Prem: don’t play! With Blackburn, Bolton and QPR all without Premiership games this weekend, the plight of the two teams in action deepened. It’s true that Wigan picked up a point but they…

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Allardyce Sees The Positives & Dismisses Reading

Speaking after the salvaged point at Leeds, Allardyce was in bullish mood, telling journalists: “We are third in the table and at this stage of the season you have to be pleased with that. I took over a team that finished bottom of the…

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Sitting in third looking up the skirts of Reading and Southampton – The Nightmare Scenario!

Yes we drew and there’s no shame in a point at Elland Road, especially with our record against Leeds, but just as I warned before kick off, so much hinged on this round of fixtures. Our game was the toughest of the …

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Second Half? Let’s Call The Whole Thing Off!

Millwall 2 Southampton 1 Leeds 0 West Ham 0 Barnsley 0 Reading 0 That would do me. If we escape Elland Road with a point, that would be great providing neither Southampton nor Reading win, especially with Tomkins struggling with injury at the end of the first half and no options on …

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The Biggest Day of the Season for West Ham, Reading and Southampton

This is it. This really is the big one. This is the Championship equivalent of the Mother of all Battles, the rumble in the jungle and the Battle of the Bulge. Results in Leeds, Barnsley and Millwall will go a long way to deciding which two clubs will…

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QPR CEO Admits It’s Sell Or Bust If Relegated

So the Hula Hoops are coming off big time in the Bush. Not only do the club face relegation, Chief Executive Phillip Beard has admitted that players will have to be sold should QPR go down. This represents an amazing turn around. …

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Where now for West Ham’s Ruud Boy?

With the signing of Stephen Henderson, the future doesn’t look bright for reserve keeper Ruud Boffin. When he made his erratic debut, West Ham fans fell over themselves to hail him a hero and a great prospect, but I argued otherwise. Back in 2010 I wrote: “Boffin made one good…

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Looking Grim For QPR

We all know about QPR’s difficult run in. Hughes certainly does as he has admitted that QPR will be stretched to the limit to stay up. But most worrying of all is the fixtures that their relegation rivals have between now and the end of the season. Take…

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Montano Seeking A Better Footballing Education.

He’s been to Notts County College of Further Education, he’s been to Swindon’s College of Italian Fine Arts, he’s been to Dagenham and Redbridge’s Young Offenders Institute, but now Montano is moving up in the world, packing his bags and heading off to Oxford no less. The trouble is, …

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