Reading’s McDermott might have seen the invitation extended on the OS and felt like a wedding guest receiving his invitation a few days after he has attended the shin dig. Play at the Boleyn? We did! And some! Of course, the…
Posted on 03 April 2012.
Reading’s McDermott might have seen the invitation extended on the OS and felt like a wedding guest receiving his invitation a few days after he has attended the shin dig. Play at the Boleyn? We did! And some! Of course, the…
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Posted on 03 April 2012.
So, according to Prick Dennis in the Express, not only are West Ham fans “delusional”, we are also “arrogant”. And for why? Because we are demanding automatic promotion at the first time of asking apparently. Well, typically, Dennis the Blemish has got it wrong. Allardyce, bless him, didn’t …
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Posted on 02 April 2012.
Interesting. According to Princess Brady, Allardyce’s job is safe, irrespective of whether or not we go up. Well that’s settled then isn’t it? Or is it? According to Sullivan & Gold’s product tester, Doctor Evil has an excellent relationship with the Gobby …
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Posted on 02 April 2012.
There’s no flies on George. With West Ham leading as half time approached in the automatic promotion shoot out against Reading, Linda suddenly had a revelation, seeing a truth, until then, shrouded from the eyes of the Allardyce led team. I hand over to George to explain: ““I …
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Posted on 02 April 2012.
Allardyce has accused West Ham fans of being delusional because we have a sense of heritage, talking of the West Ham Way, but we are mere chicks to the Scouser Cocks when it comes to clinging to the past! At long, long last Reds fans…
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Posted on 02 April 2012.
In amongst all the general mess, a little detail may have passed us by – and that is how poor Collins has played since his arrival. Go back to his debut. Who was it that stood off too far before the Boro scorer bent home the equaliser?…
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Posted on 01 April 2012.
Come in number 7, your time is up! He was King Kenny as a player and as a manager first time around, but the game has moved on and left Dalglish trailing in its wake. £135m spent, and for what? A piss pot of a trophy and the dream of …
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Posted on 01 April 2012.
A number of papers and blogs are running the mandatory April Fool gags – with the Org ridiculously trying to convince us that Allardyce is the FA’s chosen man for the England job – but the real April Fools are the West Ham fans who couldn’t see the writing on…
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Posted on 01 April 2012.
So, seventy shots were needed to refine the skill, but at long, long last Adel proved Able and gave Arsenal a good caning yesterday! I blogged last week, after the defeat at Sunderland, that QPR could still survive and only earmarked one point from this game. So the …
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Posted on 01 April 2012.
(Contributed by Anony-Mouse) Can I ask those calling for Allardyce’s head now: 1) What do you really want? 2) How do you achieve it? 3) How quickly do you think your wishes can be achieved? For example- do you really want him out …
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Posted on 31 March 2012.
After the game Allardyce complained, ‘We shot ourselves in the foot.’ And there we all were, hoping he would point the bloody gun at his big headed temple!
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Posted on 31 March 2012.
A clearly angry Doctor Evil was in no mood to pull his punches after the game. Raging about defeat in a free scoring game, he said: “That’s what the delusional fans were asking for. We controlled the game for 40 minutes playing the West Ham way and look where…
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Posted on 31 March 2012.
I’m trying to be positive, I really am. But really, this has been coming hasn’t it? Reading have been charging since their 3-0 thumping of us at the Madjeski, and we have been stuttering. First thirty minutes, there only looked to be one winner to be fair, and…
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Posted on 31 March 2012.
Oh dear God. For thirty five minutes we were so much in control it was embarrassing, completely dominating the game. Then we started giving away silly free kicks, conducting a vendetta on Kebe, and suddenly the momentum was lost. Reading came into the game and won more and more set…
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Posted on 31 March 2012.
Team reads: Green Faubert, Tomkins, Faye, McCartney Vaz Te, O’Neil, Noble, Nolan, Taylor Cole Subs: Collins, Carew, Baldock, Lansbury, Maynard No complaints from me! Expect to see Vaz Te and Nolan getting up to support Cole. Come On You Irons!
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Posted on 31 March 2012.
Clint Hill has come out and said the unsayable. Speaking ahead of a vital, vital, vital home game against Arsenal, Hill has admitted that at 33, he stands more chance of getting a new contract if QPR go down than if they avoid relegation. …
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Posted on 30 March 2012.
I work with a Reading fan and he was taunting me today because we hadn’t sold out for our biggest game of the season. Reading have sold all their ticket allocation and are bringing 3000 fans to Upton Park (chicken feed…
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Posted on 30 March 2012.
Wigan play Stoke at home, whilst Wolves entertain Bolton. There’s a very real danger that two of QPR’s relegation rivals could pick up maximum points at the weekend; and meanwhile the Hoops host bang in form Arsenal. It doesn’t bode well for Sparky’s boys does it?
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Posted on 30 March 2012.
The gRs are worrying about being short of fire power for the clash with Arsenal – with Cisse, Campbell and Helguson all ruled out – but the big problem is likely to be at the back. Look at the squad being prepared for a game against a rampant Arsenal team and …
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Posted on 30 March 2012.
Ok, Uncle Sam has extended the hand of friendship. He’s not exactly launched a “Hug a Hammers Fan” campaign but he has stepped back from the approach, adopted after the Peterborough game, of trading punches with his critics . Let’s take him at face …
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Posted on 30 March 2012.
The PR boys have had a word with Doctor Evil ahead of the crunch game with Reading. Somebody has said, “Southampton have pulled clear and you need the fans behind you on Saturday so tone down the belligerence” and Allardyce has done his…
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Posted on 29 March 2012.
Stay calm, all is not lost, Miss Marple is on the case, investigating what has happened to West Ham Till I Die. Never mind the Leverson Inquiry, the eyes of the world are now focused on the investigation into who killed off Dale’s site. My money is on the …
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Posted on 29 March 2012.
Roll the clock back a few weeks and Savage was bloody rude to a West Ham fan who rang up 606 complaining about Allardyce’s tactics. According to Savage, the guy didn’t know what he was talking about. West Ham were in second place in the table and Savage demanded…
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Posted on 28 March 2012.
So it seems that the corpse has been reanimated. Dale’s monster may yet walk again. A Twatter message from the Tory Claret & Blue Talking Head suggests the site could go live again in the next 24 hours. Allardyce must be relieved with all the stick…
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Posted on 28 March 2012.
There will be much tut tutting and shaking of heads. The words “Disgraceful behaviour” will be muttered. The game has been brought into disrepute. An appalling example has been set. There’s no place for that in football blah, blah, blah. …
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Posted on 28 March 2012.
Allardyce is cracking. The guy is off his trolley. The fans clearly got to him last night and his ego is bruised. Big time. I fired off a volley last night as soon as I read his criticism of the fans but…
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