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All Roads Leeds To The Playoff For Both Uniteds.

This game couldn’t come at a worse time. We’ve dropped out of the top three – something we’ve been threatening to do since the beginning of November because of our appalling goals per game ratio – and now we travel to Leeds …

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Tottenham Sweating as Arsenal & Chelsea Launch Champions League Charge

When I posted earlier in the week that Tottenham’s Champions League place was under threat because of the resurgence of Chelsea and Arsenal, Cockyfools came on here arguing that there was no evidence of a Chelsea revival. Well, I wonder how those…

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QPR Hold Key To Premiership Title, Champions League and Europa League Places

It may have been a season of struggle so far, but QPR nevertheless hold the key to the Premiership title, the Champions League qualifiers and the Europa League places. An amazing sequence of games opens with a home fixture against Liverpool. That game looked highly winnable until the Reds …

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West Ham Also Rans Explain Our Struggles

Interestingly, every manager says, after they play us, that West Ham will win promotion, yet when these very same experts were asked to nominate the best 10 players in the division, only Tomkins and Nolan from West Ham made it into the list. …

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Liverpool’s Meaningless Victory Over Everton Prolongs Slow Death Under Dalglish

The blinkered fans of Liverpool FC won’t see it like that of course. They have bragging rights this morning and that’s all that matters. After winning the League Cup and thumping their Stanley Park neighbours, some will now be regarding this as a great…

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Out Of Automatic Promotion Place But…

It was always probably hoping for too much for Doncaster to beat Reading, so the draw was the next big thing. It means that the amazing winning run of the Royals has come to an end and suggests that they may be vulnerable when the pressure mounts. They …

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Come on Donny!

I’ve not been kind about the city of Doncaster. I’ve not been kind about the Donny women. I’ve not been kind about Hell Hadji nor about Ilunga nor about Freddie the Flytipper. But I’m a Donny fan tonight! I’m dressed up in red and white hoops, I’ve got an…

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Kalouless Pursuit of Chelsea Also Ran

Ok, I know the Judgement of Solomon, and believe you me, I would rather the Chelsea no mark be cut in half and shared between Tottenham and Millwall rather than end up over paid and over here at Upton Park. A Chelsea career of…

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Tottenham Heading For The Europa League!

You have to laugh. When Capello flounced out, ‘Arry was the dog’s bollocks. Tottenham had as good as booked a Champions League place and the more optimistic Cockyfools were thinking they might actually challenge for the title. Arsenal were so far adrift that they were no longer a…

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Montano Sent Packing Again

Not good enough for Swindon and not good enough for Notts County either. Doesn’t look like Montano’s going to make the grade does it? Even Stanislas looked decent when out on loan! By the way, has Freddie scored yet?

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QPR should sack Hughes and appoint Cisse manager!

At last, a mature response to the ghost goal and to the defeat at Bolton. But has it come from Mark Hughes? Nope. He has chuntered his full and blamed it all on the officials, failing to acknowledge that the offside Cisse goal balanced things up and put the …

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Doncaster’s Hell Hadji Diouf Blows Gaff On Former Gaffer

Interesting. When we didn’t sign Diouf after a trial, Allardyce claimed it was because the Spitting Image was unfit. That claim looked suspect when he turned out for Doncaster immediately and played a blinder. Well now Doctor Evil’s most despised …

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Wigan Draw Increases Pressure On QPR & Hughes

It never rains but it pours. If it was sweaty in the Bush yesterday, it’s now, well like an overworked whore’s privates in a sauna. As if slipping into the bottom three wasn’t enough, QPR now find themselves just one point above…

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Twelve Things We Haven’t Learnt All Season!

What’s with this “12 things we learnt from…” nonsense on WHTID? The thing that characterises this season is that we have learnt sweet FA! We are the equivalent of a retard in a quantum physics lesson. Something’s going on because we can hear voices, but …

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How much longer can Liverpool’s Dalglish hang on?

Come on, £100miillion spent and Liverpool are languishing in seventh place, ten points behind fifth placed Chelsea and 18 points behind hated rivals Man Utd. Newcastle, who mugged Dalglish off when selling him Carroll for a ludicrous £35m, have a five point…

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Goal Line Technology Is Nonsense As Bolton And QPR Game Shows

So here we go again. The whole of football has its knickers in a twist because Clint Hill’s header was a couple of feet over the line and a goal wasn’t given. OK, the officials were wrong. Big deal. Tell me, how many “goals” were incorrectly…

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Officials Instructed At Half Time To Make Amends To QPR For Ghost Goal

Who gave the order? I don’t know. But the officials knew they had got it very badly wrong before the break, with the linesman clearly saying “I didn’t see it was over the line” because players were in the way. So what happened at half time? …

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Allardyce Making Pathetic Excuses & Offering Illogical Justifications

Allardyce’s post match interview was a disgrace. Once again there was a suggestion that the fans were at fault with repeated references to it getting “very tense” and “everybody getting very anxious”. Then the referee was blamed. We should have had a…

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Idiot West Ham Fan on 606 Says It All!

So who was that twat on 606? A season ticket holder apparently! Some season ticket holder! All he did was moan. Bad management. Bad tactics. Players out of position. Nolan a passenger. Players inconsistent. Selection inconsistent. Tactics inconsistent. Football boring. Fortunately Robbie …

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West Ham 1 Doncaster 1 West Ham Fans Fail Again!

Useless bastards! Don’t they understand that it’s not enough to pay to get into the game, they have a responsibility to win the game too. They are letting down our wonderfully talented players and our genius of a manager. How else…

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Crisis Meeting Planned At QPR As Hoops Slide Into Bottom Three

Bolton 2 QPR 1 QPR 1 Everton 1 QPR 0 Fulham 1 Blackburn 3 QPR 2 QPR 1 Wolves 2 Aston Villa 2 QPR 2 QPR 0 Chelsea 1 QPR 3 Wigan 1 Newcastle 1 QPR 0 5 points from 27. Run that points per game ratio out over a whole season and a club ends up with 21 points – and in rock bottom position. No wonder questions are already…

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Allardyce Loses His Marbles!

Bloody hell, the guy has gone mad! You can see him in his office with a jigsaw puzzle, desperately trying to fit together all the bits! I need Nolan. I need Taylor. I need Cole. I need Vaz Te. I need five …

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Time to Shop in Morrisons!

It aint true. Every little doesn’t help, when the little is Faubert, it’s a bleedin’ hindrance. Why pay more? Well as Lansbury has shown, loan signings are either inadequate or less than fully committed to the cause. When West Ham are involved, good players do not cost less, unless we…

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Barton and Cisse Reflect on QPR’s Relegation & Survival

Barton How long will a club lie i’ the Premiership ere it rot? Cisse, the Clown I’ faith, if it be not rotten before it dies–as we have many pocky clubs now-a-days, that will scarce hold the laying in–he will last you some …

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Karren Brady Offers a 69 on the cheap!

I know we are desperate to get bums on seats but advertising a VIP 69 is surely going too far! http://www.whufc.com/articles/20120309/be-a-vip-on-saturday-for-just-69_2236884_2642081 The offer involves an “action packed hospitality experience” which is a good…

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Herita Ilunga Re-Signs & Returns to West Ham!

Calm down, calm down, he’s signed for Doncaster Rovers. Mind you, he should have clearance for the weekend so we could see him back at Upton Park after all. I would say, let’s hope so, but we all know that…

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