Ignore his homophobic Twatter rant which has landed him an invitation into the headmaster’s office, and Morrison is making all the right noises at the moment. His absence from the team has been explained by him not being fully fit, but a friendly against a QPR team was organised to help to tune him up. Talking through the OS – …
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Morrison Making All The Right Noises – For Now!
Posted on 18 February 2012.
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Sears Sent To Colchester
Posted on 17 February 2012.
Is this the beginning of the end or the start of a resurgence for Freddie Sears? Will the man who collects goals like Susan Boyle collects toy boys finally find his shooting boots, or will this prove the final nail in his footballing coffin? There’s not a West Ham fan in the…
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FA Admits Championship Referees Are Crap!
Posted on 17 February 2012.
Brilliant! Stuart Attwell has been demoted from the select group of referees allowed to blow the whistle in the Prem because he keeps making so many mistakes. So what’s happening to him? Is he being sacked? No. He’s being sent to referee in the Championship because, apparently, you are allowed to be crap there!…
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QPR’s Hughes Insists "You Will Work Harder!"
Posted on 16 February 2012.
After Fernandes accused the team of being spineless – because he failed to cough up the cash to build a spine some might argue – Mark Hughes has now come up with the highly original idea of sending the team away to a boot camp. Apparently, QPR lost at Blackburn because they are not fit…
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Morrison Charge Shows The World Has Gone Crazy!
Posted on 16 February 2012.
Oh dear God. Hang on, am I allowed to start like that? What implications does the word “dear” have? Is there a suggestion here that I have some sort of personal, or indeed, intimate relationship with God? Might I be offending some religious denomination in some way? Could there be …
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Look in the mirror Allardyce, then point the finger!
Posted on 15 February 2012.
Question: can anybody remember West Ham collecting four red cards in a season? It may have happened in 2003-04 because Defoe was on a mission to get a transfer and was collecting red cards like other teenagers were collecting Pokemon cards (for those that don’t remember, he picked up three), but even when Hutchison, Dicks and Mad Dog were …
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Allardyce To Face FA Charge
Posted on 15 February 2012.
Allardyce vented in typical fashion last night, blaming the referee for costing us two crucial points, or five if you take the view that yesterday’s game was a six pointer. And now Doctor Evil must surely expect a call from the FA after he suggested that Probert and his assistants not only got it wrong, but did so intentionally. Speaking after …
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West Ham 1 Southampton 1 – Ten Heroes, Two Idiots!
Posted on 14 February 2012.
Two games, three idiots. It was Nolan against Millwall, and Taylor and Probert tonight. Two excellent penalty shouts were ignored by Probert before he remembered where the spot was, but then Taylor put in his bid for Twat of the Season, getting himself sent off for barging into the guy who had given us the penalty! So, …
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Biased Referee, Idiotic Taylor. On A Knife Edge!
Posted on 14 February 2012.
Talk about making life difficult for yourself! After two good penalty claims were ignored, Lee Probert decided he couldn’t give Southampton three lives and at last remembered how to point to the penalty spot after Noble was tripped. So far so good. But then Taylor decided ‘anything Nolan can do, I can do better’, and came charging …
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Allardyce Goes Offensive!
Posted on 14 February 2012.
Well there’s a shock. It is 4-3-3, but it is truly 4-3-3 rather than 4-5-1! Taylor switches to left back, something I have been calling for for some time, and Vaz Te comes in instead of Nolan. Tomkins continues to anchor midfield, but we could even set up 3-5-2 with the personnel selected, with Taylor and O’Brien bombing up…
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Glasgow Rangers: A Lesson For The SNP
Posted on 14 February 2012.
What a mess! The biggest, or second biggest, club in Scotland are on the brink of Administration because it cannot meet its financial obligations. Those sons of bitches over at HMRC want Rangers to pay their tax bill – how unreasonable! – and that is the only straw that will break the club’s back. There is a metaphor here for…
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FA Kop Out Over Liverpool, Suarez & Dalglish
Posted on 13 February 2012.
So, no further action is planned following Suarez’s snub of Evra and Dalglish’s dreadful defence of the Uruguayan. It seems that apologies suffice. Makes you wonder if we might still have Capello as an England manager had this solution been suggested in the John Terry case. As I have maintained all along, Dalglish and …
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Maynard Doesn’t Understand Allardyce
Posted on 13 February 2012.
So Nicky Maynard is hoping to get his chance against Southampton. He might do. If we are a goal behind with 20 minutes to play, or Cole runs out of steam and needs to be replaced – but then Vaz Te is his more probable like for like replacement. Big Sam wants a big man to lead the…
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QPR Reject Warnock Fancied By Wolves
Posted on 13 February 2012.
Wouldn’t that be typical? You dump a bird, the next thing you know, she slims down, has breast implants, takes a course on the Kama Sutra, announces she is bisexual and her girl friend is a porn model, and she starts dating your best mate! Meanwhile you’ve hitched yourself to a Welsh rarebit …
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QPR’s Fernandes Loses The Plot
Posted on 13 February 2012.
I suppose it was inevitable. The guy is a media whore so it was only a matter of time before he took to Twitter to undermine his new manager and breed disaffection in the dressing room. But Fernandes has done it with knobs on! Venting after the Nightmare on Ewood Park Street, the poisoned dwarf raged, ““The…
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How did we get relegated last season?
Posted on 12 February 2012.
Ok there was Grant! And Upson couldn’t be arsed. And neither could Bridge. And we had Spector. And Tomkins was up and down. And we had to pick Gabbidon. And Cole couldn’t hit a barn door from five paces for much of the season. And Hitz was out until January. And Green’s confidence …
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Parker booking a warning for England
Posted on 12 February 2012.
For all his excellent reviews, question marks still hang over Scott Parker. Tottenham fans are raving about the man they never really wanted, just like they are raving over a manager they were loath to see appointed, but yesterday’s booking showed why the former “Mr West Ham” may do to England’s European Championship chances what Green did …
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QPR Supporters Resigned to the Drop
Posted on 12 February 2012.
After all the early Fernandes inspired bravado, it seems that reality has bitten QPR fans on the arse – and like cocky cockers face to face with a teeth baring rottweiler, the gRs have lost their growl. To be fair, it’s hardly surprising. There was a tremor of excitement in the Bush…
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Cardiff Defeat & Blackpool’s Draw Outweighs Southampton Victory
Posted on 11 February 2012.
It’s unfortunate that Southampton have pulled up on to our shoulder, but Cardiff’s defeat at Leicester and Blackpool’s home draw with struggling Portsmouth more than made up for that. Two teams go up, and if Southampton are one of them, that’s fine by me. I went to university in Southampton and have a soft spot for them. Mind you, it was galling…
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Bring Back Warnock – QPR 0 Relegation Rivals 12
Posted on 11 February 2012.
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, two crucial six pointer games played and no points returned. Half time against Villa seems a long, long time ago now. Had the Hoops held on to a victory there, they would have expected victories over relegation rivals Wolves and Blackburn. But instead of nine crucial points, …
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Time for FA to act against Suarez, Dalglish & Liverpool FC
Posted on 11 February 2012.
What a disgrace. The refusal of Suarez to shake Evra’s hand says it all. Whether the Uruguayan likes it or not, he was found guilty, not Evra, so if anybody was within his rights to decline a handshake, it was the Frenchman. By refusing to touch flesh with the “Little Negro”, Suarez simply …
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QPR’s Day of Reckoning
Posted on 11 February 2012.
Well this is it: showdown day. With QPR at Backburn and Bolton hosting Wigan, two relegation six pointers will unfold simultaneously, and if results go the wrong way – two 2-0 home victories would do it – the Hoops could find themselves second from bottom tonight. Should Fulham win at home to Stoke, they would then stand nine points clear of QPR, leaving…
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Hell has frozen over!
Posted on 11 February 2012.
Doctor Evil will not be happy. The last thing he needed was for a winnable game at Peterborough to be frozen off today, giving the opportunity to others to close up on our heels. The postponement also prolongs Nolan’s absence, in terms of days if not games. The worry is that this will…
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Taylor for Nolan, Otherwise No Change
Posted on 10 February 2012.
What’s the betting that Taylor replaces Nolan, with Collison moved inside and Taylor playing wide on the left? After the battling result against Millwall, Doctor Evil will be thinking “more of the same” and will see no reason to change a winning formula. Those hoping for 4-4-2, with the introduction of either Maynard, Baldock or Vaz Te coming in for …
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Is Redknapp really the best man for the job?
Posted on 10 February 2012.
The ‘Arry bandwagon is certainly bashing out a rallying anthem but is the illiterate tax invader really the best man for the job? Yes he is a cheeky chappie and has had a few good seasons at Spurs, but apart from that, what has he done? True there was an …
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Allardyce Turns Down England Job
Posted on 10 February 2012.
Well that’s big of him. The job hasn’t been offered, of course, but Old Big ‘Ead has come out and announced that he isn’t interested in the job. Nothing like heading off a sleight eh? On that basis, I’m dropping a line through to Keira Knightley turning down an invitation to a threesome with Uma Thurman! Allardyce has a problem…
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