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Nolan Dreading New Season & Expects Opening Day Defeat

Not really, but honestly, can the Official Site come up with nothing better than, “I can’t wait to get started” with Nolan designated pre-scripted puff about how the players and fans are looking forward to the big kick off and are hopeful of a positive start? To…

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Leeds Manager Warnock Draws Up If But And Maybe Battle Line With Bates

Not exactly the most bullish of statements from angst ridden Leeds United manager Neil Warnock was it? Where Allardyce was setting a target of 90 points at this stage last season, Warnock is worrying about the quality of the opposition as he says, ““Looking…

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Curbishley Dismisses Birmingham As Promotion No Hopers

How things have changed! When Alan “Turds” Curbishley walked out on West Ham as a player to join Birmingham City, he termed the Blues a “bigger club” than the Hammers and claimed that joining them would enhance his chances of playing for England. Well Curbishley …

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Leeds Manager Warnock Kicked In The Gonads!

Hoping for a great start to the new season Neil? The computer says no! Poor Warnock, nothing is going right for him it seems. There’s no money to buy new players and now the fixture list for the new season has thrown up a potentially…

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Disaster looms as Sullivan & Gold try to do it on the cheap!

Oh dear, here we go then. There we were getting excited about the new season with expectations of £20m being spent to refashion the squad in order to cope with the demands of the Premiership and as the opening fixtures are announced, Gold …

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Aston Villa at home and Swansea away – Six Point Start Needed!

No excuses, the computer has been kind and we have to take advantage. Villa are no great shakes and although they will be out to impress new manager Paul Lambert, will carry scars into the new season. Swansea too will …

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Mido Returning!

Don’t worry, although he is being linked with a move back to the UK, it is not to West Ham but to Barnsley – no doubt to the envy of local rivals Leeds United. Apparently he has developed a taste for Yorkshire Pudding, rhubarb crumble and…

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Just Imagine If…

…England had lost all three games in the group stage like Holland! It would be the end of the world. There would be calls for coaching manuals to be torn up, for an overhaul of the youth academies at the clubs and at the F.A., for…

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Green’s Move To QPR Hits Snag

Everytime they hand him a pen to sign the contract, Green drops it!

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Jason Pearce Uneasy At Leeds

Oh dear. Now even the new boy has voiced anxiety about the situation at Leeds. Speaking to the YP, the lone signing of the summer so far said: “I do have a look on the Sky Sports website to see if anything is happening. I was obviously the first one…

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Stupid Greece Blow Opportunity To Save Themselves!

What the hell? So here was the opportunity for Greece to climb out of the grave and to save themselves. One nil up against the Russians and what did the idiots do? They only went and won the bloody game! As Benjamin says in Animal Farm when Boxer is …

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Diame a Heatbeat Away?

If the reports are true, we are closing in on Diame after he has passed a cardiac medical. If true, that’s great news. He will sit and hold, enabling Noble and Nolan to press and play higher up the pitch and the two wide men, Vaz …

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Birmingham Keen on Keane

Why? Why on earth would any club WANT to employ Roy Keane as manager? Listen, I’m telling you the guy would upset any dressing room in five minutes flat. Listen, I’m telling you he would undermine players’ confidence left, right and centre. Listen, Keane is so far up …

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Sweden 2 England 3 – Simply Epic!

OK, there will be the complainers who will tell us that Sweden are an average team and that defensively we were awful for the two goals that we conceded but that would miss the point completely. This was a superb game of football…

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Leeds Manager Warnock Resigned

Interesting to note that rumours were circulating yesterday about Warnock quitting and that he flew out to Monaco to stroke ‘Arry’s dog on Wednesday. As I warned a couple of weeks back, Warnock doesn’t want to be fcuked about by Master Bates and will walk rather than be labelled …

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Allardyce Planning to turn West Ham into the New Chelsea

The new Chelsea Pensioners that is! We already have the 37 year old Jussi, now we are being linked with the 35 year old Guti! Collins is the wrong side of 30, Yakubu isn’t much younger… Never mind the Academy, we will be the Hospice

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Tottenham Want AVB to Pick Up Where Oneday Ramos Left Off!

They never learn do they? So what that AVB failed at Chelsea with a squad good enough to win the Champions League, his record was so impressive in Portugal that he is obviously perfect to manage Tottenham Hotspurs in the EPL isn’t he? Let’s…

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JC to join JT at WHU – TGGC Ahead Of The Game Again!

You heard it here first folks. Back in early May I flagged up the possibility of a return of James Collins to West Ham, and now the story is all over the papers and boards. I can’t see us paying the reported £3m though. He …

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Tottenham HAVE Ripped the Stuffing out of Bagpuss!

What a bunch of ungrateful bastards! Poor old ‘Arry has done a brilliant job at Tottenham, taking over a team bottom of the Prem and turning them, fleetingly, into a major force in the Prem. ‘Arry should have been given the freedom…

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Will Southampton’s Amazing Statement of Intent Backfire?

Well full marks for bravery! Southampton haven’t hung around have they, shelling out a mind boggling £7m for Burnley hotshot Jay Rodriguez. To think, not so long ago the club was on his uppers, now they are punching in the middle division of the …

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Time to Shoot the Messenger at Leeds United

Who the hell is in charge of the Leeds Official Site? Is Master Bates knocking off articles whilst sitting on his crapper perhaps? The English errors sum up the club at the moment – they are a complete shambles! Today two articles have headlined with a…

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Giving It Lars At Euros!

Another game, another impressive Jacobsen performance. The mean spirited overlooked the fact that Denmark kept a clean sheet against the Dutch, with danger man Robben kept quiet, and instead complained about Jacobsen’s crossing. Well today he made those snipers look like mugs as he delivered the perfect cross for Bendtner’s…

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Not quite a Nolan style announcement but…

This time last year we all got very excited after the surprise capture of Captain Kev from Newcastle and today’s announcement that Jussi Jaaskelainen has at last signed – 12 or so hours later than I predicted – hardly compares, but sometimes a tug boat is more useful than a show boat. There’s…

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Krasic Turns Down Tottenham To Join West Ham

Sounds good in the headline doesn’t it? According to the Mail, and we all know how reliable a source that is, Milos Krasic of Juventus has put two fingers up to Tottenham Hotspurs and, if he comes to England, will link up with Sam Allardyce …

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Redknapp Resign From Tottenham? No Chance!

‘Arry resign from Spurs? No chance. To quote Pulp Fiction, that would be pride fcucking with him. OK Levy is thinking of replacing him. OK Modric seems almost certain to leave this summer. OK Adebayoor is likely to leave. OK King has gone and so has…

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West Ham To Dazzle Liverpool In Race For Diamend Geezer?

Let’s not get too cocky, but how remarkable would it be if we beat Liverpool to the signing of Mohamed Diame? Make no mistake, this would be a superb signing especially as there is no Africa Cup of Nations this season. I identified Diame as a top target…

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