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Carlton Cole v Cardiff: dozy or immense?

There are players in our ranks that stir up controversy amongst the fans. Noble is certainly one, with some believing the guy walks (albeit slowly) on water, whilst others insist he is more of a Brian than a Jesus Christ. And Carlton Cole is another, with last…

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Liverpool’s Record Breaking Season

What a season for Liverpool. West Brom’s first win at Anfield for 45 years, Fulham’s first ever double over the Reds, Wigan’s first ever win at Liverpool, just five home victories in the league all season…still, £135million has bought Dalglish one piss…

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Cardiff 0 West Ham 2 – Savaged by a dead sheep!

Years back Denis Healey compared an attack from Maggie Thatcher favourite Geoffrey Howe to being savaged by a dead sheep, and the first minute and a half apart, that pretty much sums up tonight’s game. We were ok but we didn’t need to be any better than ok, because…

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West Ham v Cardiff – Swarbrick a threat!

Oh dear. Referee Swarbrick has officiated one West Ham game all season and we lost it 3-0 to Reading, collecting two red cards in the process. And I bet the bastard in the black issued me my parking ticket into the bargain!

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Hodgson Not Banking On England

Well he has elbowed ‘Arry to one side to claim the job of England manager but it seems that replacing Mervyn King when he retires in June is beyond even Woy. Any outside hopes Hughton had of claiming the Governor of the Bank of England job were destwoyed when…

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Strange Sense of Unreality As Cardiff Game Approaches

Is it just me, or is there something missing at the moment? Today sees our biggest game since…well since that victory at Old Trafford that kept us up or that home victory over Wigan that all but did so…but my guts haven’t started …

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Watch Out, The Speech Impediment Police Are About!

Widiculous. The FA has written to The Sun to complain about their fwont page announcing the appointment of Woy. What a lot of wot. The guy has a speech impediment. He’s had a speech impediment all his life, and being the…

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FA Cup Final? Who Cares Outside of Liverpool?

It’s frightening but I’ve only just realised that it is the FA Cup Final on Saturday. What a joke! Why the Hell is the Premiership season extending beyond what used to be the showpiece of English football? Has the greatest domestic cup competition in…

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Former Birmingham Manager McLeish Rules Himself Out Of West Brom Job

It seems that McLeish doesn’t want to be considered for the West Brom job – yet. He has to relegate Villa first!

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West Brom Offer Welcome Distraction For Birmingham’s Hughton

Interesting to see that Chris Hughton is being linked with the West Brom job. He was interviewed when Di Matteo was sacked (and how bad does that decision look at the moment?) and despite his protests that he is focused on…

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Who Needs Scott Parker When You Have Mark Noble?

Congratulations to Noble and congratulations to the West Ham fans who got it right and voted for him as Hammer of the Year. It must have been a close run thing between Tomkins and Noble but for me, he has been the stand out player, …

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QPR’s Misery Mounts As Man City Win

Poor QPR, it’s all going wrong for them. After the victory today, Man City are guaranteed to be in with a shout of the title in the last game of the season – and goal difference could yet be the deciding factor. The chances of the Hoops salvaging a point from…

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Tottenham Stuck With Redknapp

Hilarious, absolutely hilarious! When everybody thought England wanted Redknapp, the Cocky Fools were desperate to keep him. Now that England don’t want him, they are lining up to moan that ‘Arry has taken them as far as he can and a new man is needed. They …

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Stoke Crowd Show Us How!

It was good to hear Tony Pulis crediting the Stoke crowd on Match of the Day 2 tonight and hilarious to watch the Stoke crowd’s arm waving Wenger piss take. That’s the way to do it, as Punch would say! The Stoke fans are…

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Torres Treble Spells Terrible Trouble For QPR

Oh dear. Aston Villa are now out of reach unless Rangers beat Stoke and pick up a point at Unreal City. To stand any chance of that, the gRs have to hope upon hope that Man Utd triumph over their noisy neighbours on …

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Has finishing third put us at a disadvantage in the playoffs?

First of all the facts. There’s lots of talk about how the third placed team misses out on promotion more often than not, but in recent years the playoffs have tended to go with form. Birmingham apart, and Birmingham are the worry, we  are in good shape based on league…

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QPR in a sweat as Wigan hammer Newcastle and Bolton & Villa pick up an away point.

Bloody hell, it’s all gone mad at the bottom of the Prem. A few weeks back, we all thought 35 points would be enough to stay up, now God knows what the final cut off point will be. Wigan play Blackburn and Wolves in …

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Into Purgatory As Southampton Waltz To Glory

Well you climb into bed with the Devil, what do you expect? After all the ifs, and all the buts and all the maybes, Southampton are up and we are in the play offs. And full marks to Adkins and his Southampton boys: despite the pressure…

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Southampton On The Rack

In the Merchant of Venice, when within touching distance of untold wealth by picking the right casket, Bassanio pleads, “Let me choose for as I am, I live upon the rack” and Portia replies, “Upon the rack, Bassanio! Then confess what…

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Allardyce Furious At Disrespectful Snub

After leading West Ham to third place in the Championship behind Southampton and Reading, Allardyce is understandably miffed at being overlooked for the Barcelona role following the resignation of Pep Guardiola. Talking ahead of tomorrow’s clash with Hull, Doctor Evil raged: “This …

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Allardyce Excited By Chelsea Tactics

God help us. Writing in the Evening Standard, Allardyce turns his attention to the Chelsea performance against Barcelona and, commenting upon the tactics employed following the sending off, says “Normally you would plump for 4-4-1 but Chelsea went 4-5-0.” That’s all we need! Expect…

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Allardyce Confused Ahead Of Hull Showdown

It seems Allardyce is either confused or is rewriting history in anticipation of things going belly up. According to Doctor Evil, the club “didn’t have a soul when I arrived”. You what? It was Allardyce who sold the club’s soul when he arrived; the trouble …

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Financial Fair Play Model Spells Long Term End of Promotion and Relegation

At the beginning of this season the football league clubs slit their left wrists with the absurd limitation on the number of substitutes allowed on the bench. It was a crass decision that simply limited the chances of kids getting game time, forcing clubs like …

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Is McLeish going to relegate two Birmingham teams in two seasons?

How crap is McLeish?  He took down a half decent Birmingham team last season and he’s doing his level best to repeat the trick with Villa this year! The defeat at home to Bolton means that the trap door is yawning wide and there’s a real …

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Were you watching Barcelona, Southampton?

Just goes to show what a crazy game football is. When Chelsea went down to ten men and fell two goals behind, against the greatest club side in the world, in the most intimidating stadium in the world, there was only going to be one …

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Might Allardyce’s cowardice at Leicester cost us and help Southampton in the final reckoning?

I must admit that I came home pretty chuffed last night, cursing only Nolan for his misses and Faubert for his ineptitude, but with the best part of 24 hours to reflect, and reading some of the comments left on here, the question posed …

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