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Allardyce not committed to West Ham

I don’t know about anybody else but I’m getting right royally hacked off by Allardyce tarting himself for the England job. How long has he been at the club for pity’s sake? But here he is again, hitching up his skirt outskirt Wembley Stadium inviting, “I’m Sammy, try me.” That’s probably why he is persisting with…

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The Campaign to Save The Boleyn

Regular readers of this blog will know I have been opposed to the move to the Olympic Stadium from the off. I’ve never believed the tosh about it being a stepping stone to great things, for me it has always been a way of releasing the land in Green Street for redevelopment, reimbursing Sullivan and Gold’s investment…

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Allardyce fails to apologise for series of poor decisions.

Why can’t managers come clean and admit, “I fcuked up”? Just once in a while it would be refreshing to hear and we would end up respecting them just a little bit more. The fact is, we lost last night because Allardyce got a whole host of decisions wrong. Firstly, the change to 4-5-1 / 4-3-3; I …

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Too Disappointing For Words

Conundrum solved? Nope. I got back too late from the game to write a report last night and this morning I really don’t want to think about it. Winter is coming and it was dark when the alarm went off for the first time in months. That seemed horribly appropriate. …

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QPR’s Warnock to Sign Team of Trolls

Apoplectic because confidential information was shared on a blog, Neil Warnock has sworn revenge by recruiting a team of trolls to attack the sites of any bloggers he takes issue with. Explaining the placing of adverts for “Angry Trolls” Warnock said: “Christmas dwarfs need not apply. I realise that, because of the Tory fuelled double dip…

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Spurs invent new Olympic Sport – Spanner Throwing!

So, Tottenham are no longer pursuing their legal action; well there’s a shocker! Having put a spanner in the works and brought the machine to a grinding halt, they have now decided to throw the spanner away. Well, why waste money fighting a case you have already won? The big question is why exactly the journalists consider …

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Watch and Enjoy – And you won’t need a box of Kleenex!

It’s been a long time coming, as the actress said to the Bishop. So, let’s savour the moment! Watch and enjoy! http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/15326827.stm

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4-4-2 or 4-5-1 at Southampton?

The debate is raging: should Doctor Evil revert to 4-5-1 for the table topping head to head at St Mary’s, or should he stick with a winning formula, retaining 4-4-2 and going for Southampton’s throat? There’s no doubt in my mind. To change a winning team would be to show fear and we…

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QPR’s Warnock Blames The Bloggers!

Dear God, the man has a history of pointing the finger I know – The referee cost us…we were only relegated because of Tevez…if you can’t defend corners…it’s the bloody boots – but it’s pushing it a bit to blame some poor sod of a blogger who shares news with fellow fans! OK, I…

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Ilunga Maintains Form in Doncaster Debut!

Doncaster 0 Leeds 3. Ilunga at left back. Enough said.

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Frankel – The Greatest!

Shergar was brilliant. So was Brigadier Gerrard. So was Nijinski. So was Dancing Brave. But none of them compare with Frankel. He annihilated a superb field in the Queen Elizabeth the Second at Ascot yesterday, and had Queally not restrained him for the first half a mile, he would probably have been out of sight by …

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Where was Carlton Cole?

According to Gold’s tweet, Cole was available for selection but rested – along with Henri Lansbury. Now in the case of the Arsenal man, that makes perfect sense as he had played for the England U21s. But how much rest does Cole need exactly? He had enjoyed two weeks off as it was! …

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How long before Leicester flat pack Sven and send him back to IKEA?

There has long been a suspicion that Sven has a screw loose – or is a loose screw – but there is a real danger that his expensively assembled Leicester team could soon collapse after some very ordinary results and performances so far this season. Given all the money spent, the team has an amazingly ordinary look…

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QPR v West Ham – The WarnockGrant Index

So, how good or bad has QPR’s start been to the season if compared with our results last season against the teams they have played so far? We finished rock bottom, of course, 5 points shy of the usual safety mark, although a full 7 points short of the necessary total to survive as it turned out. With a whole host of …

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QPR edge ahead of West Ham in race to sign Beckham

So Fernandes now wants Beckham. He wanted Parker of course. And give him a week or two and no doubt he will express an interest in Tevez. We have heard it all before at West Ham and know how the publicity machine makes noise to drown out mutterings of concern. After the hammering at Fulham…

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How good is Southampton’s Lambert?

We are getting excited at West Ham about Little Sam Baldock, but how good is Southampton’s Rickie Lambert? I scoffed at our proposed purchase of Mucky-Smith, arguing that if he was any good, a Premiership side would have snapped him up long ago, but Lambert is a different kettle of fish. How …

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Baldock – The new Michael Owen

Calm down, calm down, it was only the Kings Arms, Blackpool! We have seen this before. A young player has one good game and suddenly he is being compared with the greats. Look at Freddie Sears! That said, the boy looked good didn’t he? True Blackpool were a mess at…

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QPR’s Warnock Slams Campbell’s Carpet Slipper Boots

Poor Neil Warnock is furious that QPR’s battle to survive in the Prem will be undermined by the metatarsal injury to key striker D J Campbell. According to Warnock, it is all down to the “carpet slippers” that the modern day footballers wear. It had long been thought that Warnock was giving …

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Montano opens his Swindon account

He only negotiated the magic roundabout on Friday, but Montano has already bagged his first goal for Swindon. It’s only the bottom tier of English football, I know, but scoring goals at any level is a useful habit to develop, especially when you are not an out and out striker. Meanwhile Di Canio has no doubt been alerted to the availablity…

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QPR to buy Canesten to cure a worrying itch in the Bush.

I warned before the game that this was a shit or bust fixture for QPR, and have been advising caution about Warnock’s charges supposed “good start” to the season for a couple of weeks now. Rs fans have become GRRR fans each time I have posted, but the 1-1 draw today at home to hopeless Blackburn may just pull them …

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West Ham 4 Blackpool 0 The conundrum solved?

At last! According to the OS this is the biggest home league win since the 4-0 triumph over Aston Villa in 2005! There is, of course, a huge difference between beating Villa in the Prem and the Kings Arms Blackpool in the Championship, but it has been a long, long wait for the team to throw off the shackles of doubt at the Boleyn…

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O’Brien out so will Achilles Heel be exposed again?

Given his history, O’Brien was always going to pick up injuries but he has chosen a bad time to do it, with three tough fixtures in a week – Blackpool, Southampton and Brighton. A par return based on our performances so far this season would give us just 2 points from those matches, …

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QPR -Three Points or Bust as Blackburn come to town

Rs fans have been living in a bubble so far this season thanks to a surprise victory at Everton and an otherwise easy start to the season. But after Blackburn comes a cluster of games against the big boys which threatens to dump the hooped new boys well and truly on their …

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Carlton Cole for England!

According to Doctor Evil, Carlton Goals should be targeting a place in England’s squad for the European Championship. Oh yes? With Wellbeck and Sturridge finding their feet in the Prem, why would Fabio go back to Carlton, no matter what he achieves in the Championship? Goals against the likes of Watford…

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An Old Pals Act for Di Canio?

So there we were, getting excited because Montano had been recalled from loan, coinciding with the return of Bentley to Tottenham. Surely Doctor Evil had spotted the boy’s potential and decided he was the answer to all our problems? But a couple of days later, and Montano is shipped off down the M4 to Swindon! What has the …

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40k a week for Bentley to sit on his backside in Tottenham’s treatment room!

Would you Adam and Eve it? Bentley won’t be kicking a football for six months and has returned to Spurs for treatment, but we are still paying him £40k a week until January at least! No wonder the Cockyfools are laughing at us. Blocked the deal for the OS and offloaded yet another dud to us, all in the…

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