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Reality Check as Wolves Reserves Annihilate Millwall

Events in the West Midlands kind of put our result at the weekend into perspective. All those getting carried away with the “quality” of our squad should take careful note of how …

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A Broken Bentley?

So Doctor Evil reckons Bentley needs some tender loving care. He thinks that good management will turn the lad around. He believes that inside that very ordinary looking player is a…

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Suggestions for New Stadium Name Requested

The club have rushed out a statement denying rumours that the OS will be rebranded the Ann Summers Stadium after our move there. What a bloody shame! It would have been great to see all the female staff dressed in…

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Has Liverpool’s Dalglish Joined the Sack Race?

Dear me. Tottenham 4 Liverpool 0. Two dismissals and ‘Arry cheekily claims that he would have preferred playing eleven against eleven because Tottenham were so superior to the once mighty Liverpool anyway. Talk about rubbing salt into the wound! How much …

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QPR’s Barton Twattering himself into trouble!

He can’t help himself can he? Just as you could put your mortgage on Kieron Dyer claiming squatter’s rights on the QPR treatment table, so it was a very safe bet that Barton would be in trouble with the…

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Di Canio going for a Burton!

The Claret and Blue Klan repeatedly called for him to be appointed manager of West Ham, but it is beginning to look as if Paolo may be out of his depth at…

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Well said Millwall’s Kenny Jackett!

Remember Parker moaning a couple of seasons back that the anxiety of the Upton Park crowd was spreading to the players on the pitch, using it as an excuse for our sub standard performances? Well Jacket…

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QPR Beware!

QPR fans are probably feeling pretty chipper at the moment. Five games played, 7 points banked, 9th in the table, new owner, Barton scoring, Wright-Phillips…What could possibly go wrong? Well …

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The Great Sack Race!

Wenger, Keen or McClaren, who will be first for the tin tack? We all know at West Ham how leaving a failing manager in charge for too long can do catastrophic damage – look at Zola – but …

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The wheels are off at Arsenal!

Tottenham fans must be loving it as things go from bad to worse for the Arse. They may have been unlucky not to pull off a superb victory in the Champions League in midweek, but their …

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Millwall 0 West Ham 0 Firing blanks in a phoney war

Well that was a damp squib in every sense of the term. The corner count suggests that Millwall had the better of the game but the real chances fell to West…

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Reid dropped, Faye starts

Well that’s a surprise and a bit disappointing because I was hoping Tomkins and Reid would be developed as a solid pair ready for a return to the Prem. Faubert starts so Bentley is still on the bench. That’s not …

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It’s about points not cracked skulls you fools

What else is there to say about today’s game? It is a match that most intelligent fans – and there are some of us on both sides of the divide – wish wasn’t happening for fear that the …

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Somebody drop a bomb, quick!

Opportunities like this don’t come along every day of the week! Richard Keys, Andy Gray and Glen Roeder all in the Talk Bollocks studio at the same time! Where are al

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Will Gold risk going to Millwall?

After his unhappy experience on the opening day of last season, when Villa fans attacked his Rolls, David Gold must be uneasy about the prospect of travelling to the New Den. He might try going incognito, but …

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O Savio, Savio, wherefore art thou Savio?

Nani leans over the balcony of his multi million pound villa in Brescia and laments, O Savio, Savio, wherefore art thou Savio? Deny thy father and refuse thy name; Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love…

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TGGC Fantasy League Taking Shape!

Who is this Alex Thomas guy? He must know his stuff because he is heading up TGGC Fantasy League with a very dodgy sounding team name of The Mighty Lions FC. Do we have a…

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Window? What window? West Ham plan new signings!

Well we thought that it was it! The window had slammed shut and we all took a deep intake of breath thinking, bloody hell, we have a half decent squad all of …

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An Unhappy Coincidence

So, in the week that the Westfield Shopping Complex (resplendent with all those wonderful glass shop windows) opens, West Ham travel to Millwall for the next much anticipated installment of the ritual bloodbath immortalised by Green Street. Anybody see the …

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Arsenal’s Lansbury Pricks Hammers Bubbles

Well Henri Lansbury may be at West Ham on loan but that hasn’t stopped him signing a contract extension at the Arse. So much for all those hopes that we had secured “first option” to buy…

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Pontificating Poll Admits Referee Bias Against West Ham

Well not West Ham per se but Poll reckons that referees show a bias to the bigger clubs when it comes to awarding penalties – and West Ham aren’t big enough to be in receipt of the bastard in black favours!…

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What is it with Piquionne and red cards?

I’m not convinced Piquionne is worth a place on our bench following the recruitment of Carew and Baldock but you have to say that the guy is bloody unlucky when it comes to red cards. Last season he was…

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Has the Nolan Problem replaced the Parker Problem?

Oh the irony! Regular readers of this blog will know that I was no fan of Parker and, before he joined us, a great advocate of Kevin Nolan but, already, people are offering excuses for Nolan’s subdued or …

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Liverpool Cheated As Clattenbung Plays Another Blinder!

Remember the penalty given against Upson in the Man Utd game at Upton Park last season? Well there was an action replay today but Clattenbung apparently had his money on Stoke so the outcome…

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Allardyce Signals Introduction of Papa Diop

So Doctor Evil has just paved the way for the introduction of Papa Doc by criticising the midfield for Portsmouth’s second goal, pulling no punches as he said, “We were disappointed we conceded the second on the break as…

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Nailing the Boleyn Hoodoo

Well it was close – far too close – but we won at home for the first time in 6 months and the hope has to be that we will now feel more at home the next time we run out at…

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